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Alan Caruba

Editor's Note: Alan passed away on June 15, 2015. He will be greatly missed

Alan Caruba: A candle that goes on flickering in the dark.

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Arrest Amadinejad!

On September 23, Iran’s President Mahmoud Amadinejad will be speaking at the United Nations. He should be arrested.
- Friday, September 19, 2008

How Many Dead in Galveston?

Here’s a question for you. Given the many people who refused to leave Galveston, Texas, how many died as the result of Hurricane Ike?
- Thursday, September 18, 2008

Heartland Institute on the Democrat Energy Bill Scam

The U.S. House of Representatives approved a package of proposals yesterday [September 16] designed to convince voters it is addressing energy production shortfalls and high recent energy prices.
- Thursday, September 18, 2008

Don’t Panic

“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” was best known for the two words on its cover, “Don’t Panic!” Of course, when you have Vogons wandering around destroying entire planets to make way for galactic highways it’s hard to remain calm.
- Tuesday, September 16, 2008

America Produces Leaders!

I keep hearing the Democrats bleating like sheep over Governor Sarah Palin’s experience and ability to be “one heartbeat away from the presidency.” What they don’t seem to understand is that America produces people like Sarah Palin all the time. They start out participating in the PTA or the Chamber of Commerce and go on to do marvelous things.
- Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Who Are You Calling Stupid?

The September 14, Sunday edition of The New York Times is a study in what might be called journalistic cognitive dissonance.
- Monday, September 15, 2008

A Spotless Sun

There’s a wonderful irony in the fact that, back in the 1970s, the Greens were issuing warnings and even writing books about the coming Ice Age. They would abandon this issue, based in well-known and accepted solar science, in favor of a vast international hoax alleging man-made global warming.
- Sunday, September 14, 2008

On Whom Can We Blame the Hurricane?

I am waiting for some moron in Obama’s campaign team to announce that the devastation of Hurricane Ike is the fault of the Bush administration.
- Sunday, September 14, 2008

The Death of Orthodox Islam

Wars are won and lost by the calculations made by those that start them. The Japanese Empire destroyed itself when it attacked Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. By contrast, the Vietnamese War was lost because President Lyndon B. Johnson never understood that it was, first, a war of liberation from colonial France and, second, a civil war. Within the LBJ White House and over at the CIA, no one had any realistic idea of who they were fighting.
- Friday, September 12, 2008

Twin Towers Memories

In the years prior to 9/11, if you lived in New Jersey as I do and drove into New York there was a sweeping curve of roadway leading into the Lincoln Tunnel that provides a view across the Hudson River of downtown Manhattan. One could see the Twin Towers from that vantage point and it always bespoke the financial power of the nation, the greatness of our economic system, and our role in the world.
- Thursday, September 11, 2008

Political Twilight Zones

Those of an older generation may still remember the popular television show, “The Twilight Zone.” It featured spooky stories every week about people encountering events that defied reality.
- Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Tell me again. What is this Election About?

This was supposed to be a campaign decided by the issue of bringing troops home from Iraq. That had been Barack Obama’s theme over months of campaigning in the primaries.
- Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Democrats Want to Add More Than a Half-Million Foreign Workers

At a time when the official unemployment rate has reached 6.1%, the highest since September 2003, the Democrats in Congress want to add 550,000 more Green Card holders, above the one million immigrants they already plan to welcome. That’s the word from NumbersUSA.
- Tuesday, September 9, 2008

United (Nations) Deceptions

The British newspaper, The Observer, had an article about the views of Dr. Rajendra Patchauri, the chair of the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. “UN says eat less meat to curb global warming” was the headline.
- Monday, September 8, 2008

Democrat Deceptions about Oil

Lost amidst the many speeches delivered at the Democrat Convention was one by Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada. He is the Senate Majority Leader and, as such, controls the legislative agenda in that upper house of Congress. Harry Reid hates oil, but then, so does the Democrat Party.
- Sunday, September 7, 2008

The GOP Morning After

Republicans woke up on Saturday morning with the realization they have nominated one of the most liberal candidates for President in decades. After eight years of George W. Bush who didn’t veto a single spending bill until after the GOP lost control of Congress in 2006, and after ballooning budgets and deficits, Republicans in Washington, D.C. have become Democrats.
- Saturday, September 6, 2008

Voter Fatigue

When the Republican convention concludes with a speech by John McCain, a lot of people from both parties or no parties are going to heave a great sigh of relief. We all will have had two weeks of the most intense media concentration on matters political and it induces fatigue.
- Thursday, September 4, 2008

AhMADinejad

Mamoud Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, was bouncing off the walls in August. Hardly a day went by without his getting crazier and crazier about Zionism, Israel, and Jews in general. The last guy who talked like this was Adolf Hitler and he started World War Two.
- Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Pesticide-Free Does Not Mean Pest-Free!

In my home State of New Jersey we have a woman going around convincing one city and town after another to pass “pesticide free” resolutions and regulations in the name of protecting children in schools or people using parks for recreation or relaxation.
- Wednesday, September 3, 2008

A Palin Family Problem

Let’s face it. A lot of born-again Christians are going to have to swallow hard to find any good news in the report that Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant.
- Tuesday, September 2, 2008

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