Barack Obama’s Lament

By Guest Column Mark William Smyth —— Bio and Archives April 30, 2008

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Original Work by Mark William Smyth of Toronto, Ontario Remember "Jeramiah Was a Bullfrog".

BARACK OBAMA'S LAMENT

JEREMIAH ACTED LIKE A MAD BULLDOG, THOUGHT HE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE, UNTIL HE STARTED ON HIS TOUR. HIS WORDS COVERED ME IN SLIME. JEREMIAH THINKS HE'S HELPING ME, BUT HIS MOUTH IS MAKING THINGS WORSE HIS PONTIFICATING AND BLUSTERING, IS GIVING MY WIFE AND ME A CURSE, THAT BULLDOG IS CAUSING ALL THIS TROUBLE, HIS WORDS ARE TAKING A HUGE TOLL, NOW BOTH HILLARY & MCCAIN HAVE GAINED MY CAMPAIGN IS ON THE DOWNROLL. CAN I PULL OUT OF THIS MESS, WILL I BE ABLE TO REMOVE THE RUBBLE, WHY WONT HE JUST FADE AWAY, SO I CAN LIVE TO GAIN ANOTHER DAY, JEREMIAH YOU OLD BLACK BULLDOG, GO ELSEWHERE TO MAKE YOUR HAY GET YOUR FACE OFF DAILY TV, LEAVE THE LARRY KING SHOW TO ME. RUSH IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, TAKING HIS SHOT AT MY FRIENDS. WHEN THIS ELECTION IS ALL OVER, WITH YOU, I'LL NEVER MAKE AMENDS MARK WILLIAM SMYTH; TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA APRIL 30, 2008