I'm sorry (that I got caught)

By Guest Column -- Dennis Fitzgerald —— Bio and Archives April 15, 2018

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After hearing and reading a number of recent apologies that basically said - I'm sort of sorry if you think I did something wrong although this is not an admission of guilt - that I thought I would make some suggestions for the spin doctors to use. The following might give some starting points and you can circle the words that apply. I did… This was wrong/illegal/immoral. I 'm sorry I did...(not just sorry that I got caught). I will fix it by… I won't do it again/I won't get caught next time. Yes, I am an idiot/politician/sports person.