Latest from Pope Francis: ‘Fuggetaboud' Singing Christmas hymns, Take Your Tylenol Instead

Pope Francis is giving a Christmas gift to Vatican employees this year that we all could use for the headaches he is giving so many of us—Tylenol, which AFP (Agence France Presse) describes as “five boxes” full. Oh, how our heads ache ever since the red caps appointed Jorge Bergoglio as Pope! Four thousand Vatican employees at five Tylenol boxes each. That’s 20,000 boxes of pills at a time when the Coronavirus has seen suicide on the rise!

Vatican employees received a bottle of Prosecco, an Italian Christmas cake, and AN EXTRA MONTH’S WAGES every Christmas

Popular blogger, devout Catholic Ann Barnhardt writes : ‘Not satire: Antipope Bergoglio giving Vatican employees Tylenol pills as Christmas gift’. (Barnhardt, Dec. 8, 2020)

“I remember being told that before the usurpation by Antipope Bergoglio, Vatican employees received a bottle of Prosecco, an Italian Christmas cake, and AN EXTRA MONTH’S WAGES every Christmas. “This year, wanting to ride the coattails of the largest crime against humanity ever perpetrated which the Antichurch is a full and enthusiastic collaborator, and demonstrating a hamfisted lack of self-awareness the likes of which has never been seen, Antipope Bergoglio is giving people a handful of Tylenol as their Christmas gift. “Paracetamol is what acetaminophen – brand name TYLENOL – is called in Europe.

‘Forget Panettone, Pope Giving Paracetamol For Christmas’-(AFP, - Agence France Presse December 8, 2020)

Gift of the Holy Father to Vatican employees (five boxes per employee)

“A practical pontiff who has eschewed consumerism, Pope Francis is giving Vatican employees boxes of cold and flu relief pills for Christmas this year. “A Vatican source confirmed to AFP that the unconventional gift has already begun to be sent out to the Vatican state's 4,000 employees. “A photograph in Il Messaggero daily showed stacks of pills for cold and flu in boxes labelled "Gift of the Holy Father to Vatican employees (five boxes per employee).” “Cold and rainy weather has spread over Rome and the flu vaccine has been late in arriving this year in Italy. “Experts are concerned a surge in flu cases in January will exacerbate strains on a health care system already struggling to overcome the second wave of coronavirus cases.”

Not only God, but Francis and Bill Gates must know

Surely pills for cold and flu in boxes labelled “Gift of the Holy Father to Vatican employees (five boxes per employee)” is a bizarre way to wish the pontiff’s own employees a “Blessed and Merry Christmas”. Is there an involuntary hint of truth in his dispensation of Tylenol as this year’s Christmas gift? Because this flu season is coinciding with an expected second wave of Coronavirus cases, could it be that health authorities are confusing cold and flu with the virus in their endless testing? Not only God, but Francis and Bill Gates must know. Meanwhile, when you’re feeling under the weather this Christmas season, you are expected to pass up on singing Christmas hymns and pop a Tylenol instead.

Judi McLeod——Bio and Archives -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.