Will it be ‘Obama the Roman Gladiator’, SEAL TEAM 6 or Batman this time?

Given the surrealistic hype from which Barack Hussein Obama was first presented to the world in 2008, how will Hollywood present America’s Commander in Chief at the Democratic National Convention (DNC), in Charlotte, NC, Sept 3-6?

Denver’s phony Greek column stage, which borrowed from the well-known Socialist tactic of mounting grand edifices dwarfing the peasantry will be replaced, and Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg have likely spent their summer trying to come up with a rewrite for the first failed script. The world discovered soon after Denver that the 2008 presidential candidate passed off as the Messiah could not walk on water as much as he could run you out of it, before going on to run folk out of oil and coal.

The very first thing the hyped hero of fake Greek column fame did after election was travel the world to bow low to America’s enemies. Now with the fairy dust blown off the pocket Messiah, how will Hollywood and the Dems raise their epic failure from the dead? Having run out of American presidents to emulate and with Obama having already done the Superman photo-op, will they have nowhere to turn but to cartoon characters? No one believes that Obama was the slayer of Osama bin Laden, so presenting him dressed as a Navy SEAL is out. Will ‘Obama, the Roman Gladiator’ replace the Greek conquering hero? After the Internet picture of Obama on what appears to be a girlie bike, and after his girlish first throw from the pitcher’s mound, no one will buy ‘Obama, the Roman Gladiator’. Will Hanks and Spielberg borrow a page from London Olympics maestro Danny Boyle and send The Obamster swooping through the air, across the stage as Batman searching for his ever-illusive Bane? Will publicity-starved Michelle, on the DNC Speaker’s List, appear at Barack Batman’s side dressed as Cat Woman? The imaginative Obama team has been touting September’s DNC as ‘A Front Row to History’. But the ‘Front Row to History’ he has given us during the past four years has been killing off jobs and the American economy. We can only imagine the kind of stage set that the Dems will present in trying to out-do Denver. People, not so easily fooled by Obama propaganda have had it, and half of the American population will be too busy barbecuing off the last weekend of summer to tune in on another Hollywood-scripted convention. They won’t be sorry to miss the OWS activists brought to the tacky scene just to faint on command. We’ll have to find out later whether Elizabeth Warren upstaged the Messiah in her Pocahontas get up, or whether Obama was presented as comedian Jeff Allen’s version of ‘Snoop Droopy Drawers’. Will Hollywood’s deadly duo lure Valerie Jarrett out from her behind the curtain hiding place to appear with her protégé as Slum Dame Millionaire? Too bad blaming Bush for everything, including the weather, ruins the element of surprise for Obama coming out on the DNC stage carrying a lifesize Straw-man like an albatross around his neck. We’ll wait for the White House media release describing how the Obamas used the DNC to reveal that the real reason they have been hiding their credentials was only because they are really the King and Queen of a long lost tribe sent to save America from the ravages of evil capitalism. Hollywood can dress up the AWOL 44th President of the USA in any guise they want and load on the props, but here is how at least half of the country sees him: The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened to America. Meanwhile, as we wait with bated breath to see who Obama is going to be this time, an official email from President Barack Obama’s re-election campaign says one of the president’s speeches will give you “chills.” Many ask: Which one hasn’t?

Judi McLeod——Bio and Archives -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.