Canada’s Top Two Vaudeville Clowns 2025

NOT BREAKING NEWS—JUST HEARTBREAKING NEWS: Johnny-Come-Lately Vaudeville Clowns PM Mark Carney and main sidekick Ontario Premier Doug Ford have sent out their Christmas Greeting to the world via the Internet.

No need for envelope licking or over-priced stamps required to mail this year’s Christmas Greeting, because all these months later, Canada Post is still on revolving strikes.

There’s absolutely nothing Christmas about the politician-inspired greeting as you can see in the video. Carney with his obnoxious, grade school girl-like giddy fits, Tough Guy Fatcat Ford, with no more American whisky to pour out, more pathetic than ever.

Pure Vaudeville, Canada-style, eh?

For the millions of jobless young folk sadly milling about this Christmas, who may not be aware:

“Vaudeville was a popular 19th and early 20th-century theatrical variety show featuring unrelated acts like comedy, music, dance, and acrobatics, flourishing in North America from the 1880s to the 1930s before being replaced by radio and film. It was known for its diverse, family-friendly (though sometimes suggestive) entertainment, showcasing stars like Eva Tanguay, with shows featuring singers, comedians, trained animals, and unique performers.” (Google AI)

By crassly exploiting TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome), and the rest of the world during a “peace and goodwill to all men” season for the rest of us, these self-serving clowns think they’re on the way to a worldwide Christmas homerun.

FAT CAT FORD AND SNAGGLETOOTH FANG CARNEY are hoping that Santa Claus will take their Christmas Greeting viral, and that they will make it to accepted Vaudeville grade.

But the soft-shoe entertainment by vaudeville performers of the past is missing here because politician would-be celebrities have no talent, making their efforts more of a painful kick in the butt to all viewers.

Commenter Marc Nixon wrote, “Mark Carney Giggles about destroying our relationship with the United States.

“Doug Ford defends his attack ad as the most successful ad in human history.

“With billions of views.

“This video clip makes me sick.”

For all of those waiting for new hope in Christmas 2025-2026, you won’t find it in the Carney-Ford video.

They’ve seen it , we’ve seen it. The outside world has seen it.

Message to the two Canadian America haters:

Guys, don’t expect a repeat visit to Mar a Lago from President Donald J. Trump, because it’s just not in the cards.

Here’s Canada Free Press sending a heartfelt “Merry Christmas!” to President Donald Trump and all of our beloved American sisters and brothers: Have yourselves a Merry Little Christmas!

And even a somewhat begrudging Merry Christmas to Canada’s top two embarrassing CREEPY CLOWNS.