Fate of the Big O Postal Stamps
US Postal Service, Presidential investigations
- Satire by Author Unknown
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The Stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million In congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the Following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.
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