FBI ‘Undercover’ Agents Now Stepping Out As ‘Stepford Wives’

FBI Director Christopher A. Wray, call back your Peacock Prissies from public display before they lose what little respect is left for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. “Let the scenes from this video serve as part of the training for undercover feds as to what NOT to do. See, the purpose of being an undercover fed is to not be instantly identifiable as these feds were in their Patriot Front disguises that were so obvious that they might as well have been wearing “FED” signs around their necks. If they want to be at least a little bit believable, these feds should dispense of their dopey matching shields. (General Dispatch, Jan. 25, 2022)

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Copycatting ’The Stepford Wives’, they showed themselves off as ‘The Stepford Wives—each one of them looking EXACTLY like the other! Like some mothers outfit their toddler twins to push along in strollers, “undercover” feds, all sporting the same khaki pants and blue jackets, Ray-Ban sunglasses, knee and shin pads like the sportsmen they are definitely not, holding up identical shields at the March for Life gathering of 100,000 or more. But instead of stealing the show by primping, in essence they only mocked it. Is this what agents of the once rightfully respected FBI is left to look like after chasing down for arrest J-6 protesters branded as “domestic terrorists” while ignoring REAL terrorists running free? Certainly looks that way. According to Whatfinger’s General Dispatch, “Also maybe show a bit of variety in their garb so they don’t all wear identical khaki pants and blue jackets. Oh, and showing a bit of variety even applies to body types. If you notice that most protest groups, besides wearing a wide variety of clothing, also have people with potbellies. Something you didn’t see from the Feds at the March For Life who all looked to be in good physical shape.

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“Therefore I recommend, to make it more believable, have at least a dozen of the crew prepare for demonstrations by noshing on lots of cheese cake washed down with thick milkshakes to produce a few plausible chubby body types. So if they were so obvious, what about the people in the video yelling in outrage at the feds. “Were they fooled? Well, if you watch and listen carefully, their outrage was a bit too much on the drama queen side which makes me suspect they were also feds who were assigned to make the marching feds look more realistic. Finally, please do try to come up with slogans for the feds to carry and chant that don’t sound so much like stereotypes of what leftists think conservatives are like.”

Savvy, popular Whatfinger made a defining moment out of Wray’s peacock prissies in this video: In their dressed alike Stepford Wife get-ups, they are far more real than the so-called J-6 “domestic terrorists” they turned over to the Democrats—still held in the shameful Washington gulag with no bail!

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