Is President Barack Hussein Obama his own doppelganger?

Fearing Tea Party, Town Hall patriot resistance, and blue-bottomed White House flies, has President Barack Hussein Obama gone doppelganger? `The Messiah’ can’t walk on water but he can grow skinny in a matter of days! The Barack ‘N Bones photo carried on on this morning’s Drudge Report shows a bag of bones Obama coming out of a Fort McNair gym in the words of Drudge “appearing thin as a rail”. Pictures of Obama from the White House Halloween Party only two days earlier show him the way he looked before “Barack ‘N Bones. “Rigorous workouts and high-stress basketball games (Italics CFP’s) are said to be behind the dramatic weight loss.” (Drudge Report, Nov. 2, 2009).

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Worries, down-your-throat Obamacare, job and home loss are behind America’s dramatic weight loss. “No, he’s not chain smoking,” claims an insider. “He’s working non-stop for the country...yes, he does occasionally skip meals.” Does America’s top nutritional expert Michelle Obama know about the skipped meals? For readers who wonder how Obama wasn’t skinny when he appeared at a party attended by White House press secretary Robert Gibbs as Darth Vader and Mrs. Obama as a truly frightening Cat Woman in “furry cat ears and dramatic eye make-up”, he made reference to his skinny state in Miami just last week. “Just because I’m skinny doesn’t mean I’m not tough,” Obama said. Rather than shaking in their boots, freedom lovers the world over are looking for the path away from Obama and his force-fed Socialism. Meanwhile, Obama as the Dear Leader in America’s school children songs may have more in common with Kim Jong-Il than was originally thought. “A number of analysts are convinced that photos released of North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Il are not really of the dear leader--but rather a strikingly good look-alike.” (SnappedShot, Oct. 30, 2009). “Observers say the communist country’s leader is too sick to make appearances, including August’s meeting with former President Bill Clinton, the Christian Science Monitor reports.” Who is that moving with lightning speed behind Barack ‘N Bones? In the surrealistic White House world where Obama and his Merry Band of Czars are dismantling America day by day, maybe Obama is his own doppelganger. Dear Leader, Amerika style, seems to be taking the Svelte Movement by storm. Move over, Rush, here comes Barry, the Skinny!

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