Limbaugh, O’Reilly, gun lessons for Christmas in 39 days

Labor Day marked the open of Christmas shopping season this year and the burst of cold weather that dropped down from Canada and snow in Colorado prompted the early sale of winter clothes.

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However, a survey that contacted major retailers and service organizations around the country revealed that gift certificates will be more popular gift choices and that the type of certificate is very unique this year. 1) Most notable, a replacement for the Wall Street Journal, Newsweek and other subscription media are led by “Premium Subscriptions” to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly, where people feel they actually have someone who understands their personal interest and are looking for an ear they believe is listening. 2) Gun shops in all significant geographical areas are reporting a 20-40% increase in female buyer traffic and major increases in the sale of bullets. Significant others are asking for redeemable “firearm training” certificates as Christmas gifts.

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3) Wal-Mart and Costco are receiving thousands of calls for gift cards that are based on number of gallons of gasoline at a fixed price to try and lock in the lower cost of fuel hovering at $3.25 in some areas of the country. The most popular request is for gift cards in 10 gallon denominations. 4) Food insurance services and emergency food packages distributor services are increasing over last year and are now featuring gourmet meals and family packs. Distributors like Food Insurance.com or Wise Food Choice.com are offering food packages with a 25 year shelf life and have increased sales by as much as 27%. Food services will challenge the local restaurant franchise for gift cards this Christmas. The survey also revealed a myth reported of the current administration. Respondents, in overwhelming numbers, said that they are absolutely not “afraid” of the current leadership in the administration and that fear has been confused with “mistrust.” editor@pronlinenews.com - data are available by request

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