Women have also been called “bleeders,” “people who bleed,” “gestational parents,” and my favorite idiocy, “non-prostate owners”
Years ago, when I married and moved out of state, I tried to call my inseminated person at least once a week. Most of the time, I also got to speak with the spouse of my inseminated person. After all, I didn’t want anyone to think of me as an uncaring male offspring.
Now, every Inseminated Person’s Day, I take my spouse, who is the inseminated person of our offspring, out to one of her favorite restaurants for a beautiful brunch. We take our time and enjoy the food and drinks for hours. They have a great variety; my spouse, our offspring's inseminated person, relaxes and enjoys the time.
In case you’re wondering what in the hell I’m talking about, I have substituted the phrase “inseminated person” for the word “mother.” I have substituted the “spouse of my inseminated person” for “father” and “offspring” for “children.”
I haven't lost my mind, but many people believe that Tony Evers, the Governor of Wisconsin, has. On February 18th, Evers and the Wisconsin Democrats introduced the executive budget bill filed by the Joint Committee on Finance. This bill addresses a wide range of topics for the 2025-2027 fiscal biennium, including agriculture, education, and funding for rural health clinics.
The bill also recognizes same-sex marriage by making gender-neutral references in the statutes to spouses. The terms "wife," "mother," "father," and "husband" were replaced with gender-neutral terms, such as spouse and person. The word “mother” was replaced by “inseminated person,” and "husband of the mother" was changed to "the spouse of the inseminated person."
The preposterous changes lit a fire under the Republican Governors Association (RGA). The RGA Executive Director Sara Craig issued this statement regarding the changes.
“Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers’ latest left-wing push isn’t just out of touch, it’s offensive to mothers. Being a mother is the greatest privilege I will have in my lifetime, and every mother I know feels the same. If Tony Evers can reduce motherhood to an ‘inseminated person,’ then our society is lost."
You have to wonder precisely what Evers is trying to accomplish with this nonsense. Stupid is as Stupid does, and Evers's even suggesting these changes demonstrates that he has completely lost touch with the American public and reality.
I’m still waiting for the “feminist” community to launch an all-out protest against these attacks on women. Over the last few years, they have tried to change “breastfeeding” to “chestfeeding,” and The Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine managed to find a way to one-up the dehumanizing term "birthing people" by using "human milk-feeding individuals."
Women have also been called “bleeders,” “people who bleed,” “gestational parents,” and my favorite idiocy, “non-prostate owners.”
In the movie Kindergarten Cop, a little boy briefly and directly informs Arnold Schwarzenegger of the biological facts. After raising his hand and being called on by Schwarzenegger, he stands up and says:
“Boys have a penis; girls have a vagina”
I guess Evers never saw the movie.
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