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My grandfather doesn’t believe in retirement homes

He says they’re too expensive and the food is bad. Instead, he’d rather check into a luxury hotel near the beach


-- Mike Bales

When we asked him about the cost, he said, “If I stay at a nursing home, it’s $200 a day and no one visits. If I stay at this hotel, it’s $100 a day. I get room service, a pool, and my grandkids visit me every weekend because they want to go to the beach. Plus, if I die in the lobby, the hotel manager will actually be upset.”

At the nursing home, they just call it ‘Tuesday’.

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