Space Aliens are all Liberal

Just as we were waiting for the carbon credit-crazed United Nations to tax the very air that we breathe, the UN is sending out tentacles to capture the Last Frontier. Nothing, not even your kid's kite or Aunt Patricia’s pumpkin pie cooling on the window ledge are safe from the UN. According to the New York Post, the largest bureaucracy on Algore’s Mother Earth has appointed “an obscure Malaysian scientist” as the “Earth’s official alien-spacecraft greeter”.

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Mazlan Othman is expected to announce her new role at a conference this week. They might be racking up unpaid parking tickets in the Big Apple and laying out the red carpet for terrorists like Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at their endless assemblies, but they still have scads of time to take over space aliens--just in case they exist. For believers in space aliens who are not sure they bear us no ill will, it may be a little spooky letting UN Anybody do their talking for earthlings. One thing for certain, anyone coming in from outer space will be a global citizen as far as the UN is concerned. If “unique” and “individual” are being wiped out for average earthlings, why should ET get a pass on nationality? “The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that someday humankind will receive signals from extraterrestrials,” Dr. Othman said in a recording of a recent speech, reported by the Sunday Times of London. “When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. The UN is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination.” In some peoples books, the UN is a “ready-made mechanism” for anywhere they smell the scent of money. Reminders of the UN’s greedy grasp on all things human strikes home this week as we travel through Nova Scotia. Historic Lunenburg Town, among others, has been declared a World Heritage Site by the UN. The good people of Lunenburg, arguably the most beautiful town anywhere on earth, was preserved by its own hard working people, including the fishermen. Why the UN was able to lay its greedy hands on the historic town is beyond belief. Has anyone noticed that a few former politicians like Canadian Defense Minister, Paul Hellyer, is interested in organizing the space aliens? Funny thing how every last one of the space-hunting politicos happens to be a Liberal. The Post reminds us that the last UN official picked as Earth’s official mouthpiece provoked controversy. “In 1977, two Voyager spacecraft went into space with recordings that were meant to be a message from Earth to intelligent life in the galaxy. (New York Post, Sept. 26, 2010). “The voice on the message, however, belonged to then UN Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim, who was later discovered to have been an enthusiastic member of the Nazi Party during World War 11.” Meanwhile, the UN is bound to give new meaning to the ETs of extra terrestrials fame to better reflect how the United Nations really sees space aliens: To the UN, ET only means Extra Taxes.