The Carney-Ford Comedy Routine, Straight Outta’ Cousin Vinny Without the Belly Laughs

A Christmas time call-out to all independent Canadian conservative news sites soon going into the New Year 2026 under the ominous black cloud of PM Mark Carney’s Bill C-9: Go boldly into the New Year without the shackles of Ottawa Liberals’ never-ending FEAR MONGERING.

Globalist bankster Carney with Bully Bro Ontario Premier Doug Ford are no more than ACT II in the carry-on legacy of self-professed “Feminist’ former PM Justin Trudeau, drama teacher and snow board instructor, who before Carney’s last March “appointment” bought off most legacy media with some $600 million.

It was also wannabe celeb Trudeau who cut Canadian news outlets out of ever appearing on Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook.

Carney is carrying on the carnage by enfolding Canada into the Communist WEF (Klaus Schwab-founded World Economic Forum), a dare devil attempt given that Communism continues to abysmally fail worldwide.

There’s a scene straight out of the movie ‘My Cousin Vinny’ when star Joe Pesci tells the “two yutes” that the chief prosecutor’s gambit is nothing but a house of cards.

“His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick.”

Ditto for card sharpie Mark Carney and his Bully Boy sidekick Doug Ford—with the only house they have built is a financial house of cards.

The difference between the two obnoxious Canucks and the lawyer starring as ‘Cousin Vinnie’ is that Joe Pesci is hilarious, Carney and Ford, downright pathetic.

Being a credible celebrity takes far more than availability and talent. There are a lot of celebs and influencers out there dominating the “news”of our day. Even “News” outlets like Fox News is largely about celebs…’So and so has great abs in her latest family vacation photo’, yada, yada, yada.

All Carney and Ford antics to date have only emphasized how Canadians have completely bought into TDS, blaming Trump for the economic wreckage of Canada after 10 years and still counting of Liberal Party regime rule.

Meanwhile, for all independent news outlets waiting for the Carney-Ford iron curtain to fall: Go boldly into the dark Canadian night, expecting the worst—but still hoping for the best.

Go boldly into the dark menacing night, taking the Light of Christ with you.

Your big-talking enemies are puny when their wrappings are removed.

They are convinced they know it all, but they don’t know that we loathe them much more than they can ever loathe us.

Tonight after wrapping up on our work, Canada Free Press, and Yorkie (Sir-Bark-A-Lot) Yankee will be watching ‘My Cousin Vinny’.

(This column is dedicated to ‘Jimmy’, CFP’s most longstanding, loyal, Canadian reader).