Get a load of G.I. Joe, Hollywood version

In a world of too many politically correct inspired revisionists, the lines keep being rewritten. Everything that existed in the past is passe and long held traditions are being tossed into history's dustbin. Cindy Sheehan and the Code Pink gang must be in raptures. G.I. Joe is on his way out in ever-creative Tinseltown. The Botox-dependent Hollywood screen writers are now proposing a new live-action movie based on the G.I. toy line. A few martinis later and he's no longer G.I. Joe. The Hollywood version has taken out membership in an "international force based in Brussels", home of the all-glass and all-neutered European Union.