After delivering a highly effective ultra-processed speech product to the Democrat Convention – apparently plagiarized – Joe Biden attended a lively after-event fest. Having already shoveled onto Americans many large, warm and greasy hunks of deep-fried baloney, Biden paused a moment to salute a man he considers his biggest single influence. Barack Obama, or his brawny consort Michelle? No. Instead, he saluted King Friday, Mister Rogers Neighborhood's Sovereign.