To: flag@whitehouse.gov
Dear Obama,
While scouring the entire American media landscape; You know, your blog, MSNBC, NPR, Air America, the New York Times, the Huffington Post and the Daily Kos; I saw that your administration is looking for snitches to report "fishy" emails and websites spreading lies about the death of the insurance industry (did I say that out loud, I mean health care reform, Sorry!) Well, I don't particularly like the word snitch, preferring the term stool pigeon, but as any loyal member of the Obama Nation would attest, I'm your guy.