The man in the bright red coat and black top-hat enters the center ring under the Big Top and steps to the microphone descending from above, as if from heaven:
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS! WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST SHOW UNDER THE BIG TOP! I’M YOUR RING-LEADER “MO-DRAMA OBAMA” AND I WELCOME YOU TO AN INCUMBENCY LOADED WITH THRILLS, CHILLS, SPILLS AND MISDIRECTIVE FRILLS GUARANTEED TO KEEP YOU WELDED TO YOUR SEAT UNTIL IT’S TIME TO PICK YOUR POCKET!
