By Judi McLeod ——Bio and Archives--October 6, 2021
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Just days ago, I wrote in a column that COVID doesn’t go to church:
“COVID doesn’t go to church, and yet more than a year and a half after its outbreak, people can’t get into a church in their home towns without being ‘registered’ or are held back from worship of God by other government virus ‘restrictions’. (Canada Free Press, Oct 3, 2021)
Tempus Fugit. Time flies. Today I write that COVID doesn’t go to Church because it IS the Church, the heretical one to which political pagans, baby killer advocates White House resident Joe Biden and medical celebrity Anthony Fauci are trying to lead the worshipping masses.“Is God dead? That's the question that Time Magazine famously asked way back in 1966 when Time Magazine mattered. “The answer then and now is no, God is not dead, but a lot of the people who believed in him are dead. Turns out not so long ago this was an enthusiastically Christian country. As recently as 2009, 77% of Americans told pollsters they consider themselves to be believing Christians. Then in just 10 years, over the course of the Obama administration, that number dropped by 12 points. Over the same period, the number of atheists and self-identified non-religious people in America jumped dramatically. And that was before COVID. Politicians used the pandemic across the country to close thousands of churches and throw Christians in prison for practicing their faith. “There was the scene, for example, last fall in Idaho. Police arresting a congregation for singing hymns outdoors. “…So, no, America has not lost its religion. It's just replaced its religion. What's dying is the faith that created Western civilization – Christianity. In its place is a new creed, and like all religions, it has its own sacraments, its own sacred texts. It's the cult of coronavirus.”Not so fast, Tucker, millions, and if you count them worldwide, billions of people hold fast to their Christian Faith. They see straight through the propaganda of the media how dastardly are the Dems and their globalist elite masters. Not likely that a single one of them believe what Covid High Priestess, NY governor Kathy Hochul has to say about her having replaced our Savior and His Apostles. “NY governor claims unvaccinated Americans 'aren't listening to God'”
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“Around her neck. She wore not a cross – that's yesterday's symbol – but instead a vaccination necklace. That necklace signified to the faithful gathered that Hochul is ascended to the select priesthood of those who have taken full intravenous communion. Listen to Bishop Hochul preach.” (Fox News) “And I wear my vaccinated necklace all the time to say I'm vaccinated. All of you. Yes, I know you're vaccinated. You're the smart ones. But, you know, there's people out there who aren't listening to God, what God wants. You know this. You know who they are. I need you to be my apostles. I need you to go out and talk about it and say we owe this to each other. We love each other. Jesus taught us to love one another. And how do you show that love but to care about each other enough to say, please get vaccinated because I love you. I want you to live.”We stoically refuse to listen to her, Tucker.
“…Now, it may sound unlikely to those of you used to the older faiths, but many are joining this new church. And for $39 right now on Amazon, you, too, can buy a sterling silver necklace that declares that you have been vaccinated – literally declares it just spells out in cursive "vaccinated." There's no mistaking what an incredibly good person you are. Everyone will see it. (Fox News)
“You can also buy vaccination bracelets and vaccination pins and vaccination earrings, vaccination shirts, vaccination socks. It's all right on Kathy Hochul’s church gift shop. Go there today. And while you're shopping, be certain to pick up a Tony Fauci prayer candle. In fact, get two.” (Fox News)ICK!!!!!! Love that friend Maria Kneas went directly to the source:
“When he showed the Dr. Fauci prayer candle from Amazon, I went there to see if I could find it, and it's there, for $22.95. They call it a "funny celebrity novelty gift." “However, judging by the reviews that Tucker Carlson read from Amazon, some people are taking it quite seriously. Below the link is a review about it that I found on Amazon. "Fauci Celebrity Prayer Candle - Doctor Fauci Funny Saint Candle "8 inch Glass Prayer Votive - 100% Handmade in USA - Funny Celebrity Novelty Gift “Review: I sent this candle to my Aunt that is a 90 year old nun. She is in a retirement home in NJ with 23 other retired nuns. They love their candle and call him Saint Fauci!!” “For just $15 on Etsy, you can buy a patron saint of staying home prayer candle, that's a real thing. We read the reviews today. Here's one of them: "Love it! I think it may have to set up a little altar to place it on! “There's a new convert. Here's another review from a woman called Kelly Hannan: "I put this in my office. I work in public health and this makes me smile every time I look at it." Of course it makes you smile, Kathy Hannan, virtue is its own reward.
“Now, for those still making the tough transition from a traditional Western religion or religion about God to this new religion, which is not about God, it's really about you and only you and more of you. And you, you, you, you, you. You can pick up a masked nativity scene online, it looks conventional, but look closely, it features Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus, all with their faces covered as they should be, even in a manger. They're masked just like you are. In this religion of narcissism, the holiest figures look exactly like you do. That's the point. We'll reach back 2,000 years and change the appearance of historical figures to look exactly like the people in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. That's what this religion is about. “And speaking of babies, you’ll want to celebrate your children's baptism by vax by purchasing a sacred text to memorialize this moment. We recommend this age-appropriate Tony Fauci coloring book. This book promises, quote, hand-illustrated coloring pages starring your quarantine dreamboat. Not surprisingly, the reviews online are glowing. Everyone loves it. With one exception, of course, there's always an apostate. The kind of person burning stakes were created for. Here’s what that nasty, nonbeliever said in the snarkiest possible way: "There's a section at the back of the book where kids color numerous pages solid black to help Dr. Fauci cover up his involvement in the pandemic." Guess we know who to report to the religious police. “For the rest of us, though, there are Tony Fauci pins, Tony Fauci mugs, Tony Fauci Christmas ornaments. There's a cornucopia of Fauciana. It's all part of the practice of this young but growing faith. Soon the especially devout will set out on pilgrimages to Wuhan, China, where the very first miracle of pangolin to human transmission occurred. Some believe a visit to the wet market will heal them. And who are we to say that it won't? You're not going to hear Joe Biden doubting this new religion – Joe Biden is its chief apostle. He knows that the kingdom of Corona can exist right here on Earth and that it will endure forever. But first, everyone must convert. Every last person. This is an evangelical faith, it will be spread by the wholeheartedly in this new faith. He has called for 98% of the United States of America to convert – to get those shots. One, two, three, maybe every Sunday. That's a lot. That's a big percentage of people.”There’s an even bigger percentage of people waiting patiently to light candles in fervent prayer to the real God of Heaven, not the fake Fauci one when our Houses of Worship reopen—which they certainly will. So, it’s not Christianity that is dying, Tucker, but the religious Cult of Coronavirus. It’s been dying a slow, agonizing death because the masses don’t just not believe in Fauci’s bogus new faith—they don’t believe in his flip-flopping science about COVIID, either!
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