Dysfunctional Airbags Potentially Deadly

WARNING: DYSFUNCTIONAL AIRBAGS CAN KILL YOU! Having been inundated with non-stop recall notices, I was taking my wife’s car to the dealership 50 miles away to get the driver-side airbag replaced. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and car companies have been persistent regarding this matter. Dysfunctional airbags in vehicles have been in the news repeatedly in recent years and the potential lethality tended to be the story lead. It’s scary stuff.

Of course, I can’t mention the airbag brand name because to do so would be deemed “RACIST!” That’s also a dysfunctional airbag issue … one propagated by dysfunctional “woke” airbags. But, during my 50-mile jaunt in mid-November, the terminology — dysfunctional airbags — seemed more politically relevant than anything … automotive or woke. I suspect the Nov. 3rd post-election diatribes were the reason. Dysfunctional airbags of all persuasions had been running their mouths constantly since. During the drive, the vehicular airbag recall raised an interesting analogy regarding political airbags. Although a winner had been declared in the presidential race, LOTS of information was circulating in the non-mainstream media about questionable voting activities in multiple states. Could a dysfunctional airbag recall be in the offing for that too? Now that we’re into 2021, it’s pretty clear that won’t happen, particularly after the Jan. 6th stupidity in DC. Nonetheless, there still seem to be unresolved questions in a few key cities in a handful of states regarding what occurred on Nov. 3rd. Have all the sworn affidavits, incriminating videos, and innumerable computer-related concerns been resolved?

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If they have, it would be nice to see the documentation. And if they haven’t, the exploration can’t stop. Everything must be investigated, regardless. If we want to evade further civil disorder, enumerating legal votes is crucial (Canada Free Press, Nov. 26, 2020). Our Constitutional Republic hasn’t become a Banana Republic, right (Canada Free Press, Nov. 16, 2020)? If not, we’re close. It’s still amazing, though, how offended some folks got about an election outcome being challenged. How dare anyone question the results of a national election: CONCEDE! Oh, wait, didn’t those dysfunctional airbags spend four years questioning the outcome of the 2016 election? Considering that multiple Congressmen claimed to have PROOF that collusion occurred in 2016, it’s astonishing that these same dysfunctional airbags have been bordering on apoplectic about questions being raised in December and January about November’s election. They lied with impunity for YEARS. Now they don’t want the other side to pursue what is legally allowable. Odd, isn’t it? Routinely, they’re supported by mainstream media airbags — dysfunctional to the Nth degree — just as they were with the collusion fabrications. Coupled with the coordinated, nearly simultaneous big tech coup of shutting down all social media voices on the right, it’s close to a slam dunk.

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The good news … what little there is:

1. The potentially dysfunctional airbag in my wife’s car (other than me) has been replaced with a functional one … presumably, we hope.
2. With regard to the Nov. 3rd election, at least a few dysfunctional airbags were recalled. Some of the most dysfunctional weren’t, but small blessings beat no blessings at all.

The bad news … the U.S. is overrun with dysfunctional airbags:

1. Woke cancel culture airbags.
2. Urinestream media airbags.
3. Big tech, big money, left funding airbags.
4. Socialist elected airbags … the worst news, unequivocally.

The closing news warning re DYSFUNCTIONAL AIRBAGS CAN KILL YOU:

1. Proven definitively with vehicles.
2. Being proven daily by dysfunctional political airbags and their dysfunctional airbag allies.
3. DYSFUNCTIONAL POLITICAL AIRBAGS ARE KILLING THE LAND OF THE FREE … AMERICA!