First Dog Treated to Presidential Limo Rides

Would it surprise you to learn that the most popular member of the Obama family is receiving royal treatment at taxpayer expense? Speak up, I can't heeeeeeeeeear you! Animal activists, who were growling over the fact that President Obama refused to adopt from a rescue shelter, will be pleased to hear that the presidential pooch is quite pampered - at taxpayer expense.

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Two sources have told me that Bo, the Portuguese water dog that President and Mrs. Obama adopted, is being shuttled to Alexandria, Virginia from the White House every day for obedience training. One of my impeccably accurate sources is my co-host John McCaslin, a native Alexandria resident - who is mobbed by his friends and fans every time he ventures into the public square. But, I digress. More...