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Be a pretender on Twitter like Joe. Self-coronate yourself as “President-Elect”

Jack Dorsey, You Too Can Be President Elect


By Judi McLeod ——--November 16, 2020

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Jack Dorsey,  You Too Can Be President ElectIt seems that Australian, long-time Canada Free Press columnist David Singer has got under the skin of Twitter CEO Jack,’The Jackal’ Dorsey, who has unceremoniously banned his Twitter account. “Twitter has blocked my account citing 19 tweets (see below) that it claims violated their rules against posting misleading information about voting. “The tweets were virtually identical and were posted by me  in response to tweets posted by other people,” Singer emailed the Mother Ship this morning.
“I appealed the ruling and claimed the following in the limited space available to post any response: "These 19 tweets are based on an article written by me that is hyperlinked for easy access. The article is factually correct in every claim it makes." “You have published the article at Canada Free Press “My appeal was denied with this response:
"Our support team has determined that a violation did take place, and therefore we will not overturn our decision. “You will not be able to access Twitter through your account due to violations of the Twitter Rules, specifically our rules around: Violating our rules against posting misleading information about voting. In order to restore account functionality, you can resolve the violations by logging into your account and completing the on-screen instructions.
“I certainly don't intend to delete the tweets.”

Just pointing out that “Joe Biden could be in trouble” would be enough to put the ice-bath-taking Dorsey into an overheated, spittle-flecked volcanic rage

My response to columnist Singer. You are in good company in being censored, including the President of the United States of America—not the one declared “President Elect” by Fox (Judas) News. Twitter’s claim of your “violating our rules against posting misleading information about voting” is bullcrap. For the record, here’s how you got under Twitter’s ice-washed thin skin: It’s because all 19 of your tweets dared to mention that “Joe Biden could be in trouble as up to 234,000 unqualified phantom voters may have voted in the election. If their number exceeds 20,540 Donald Trump could win in Wisconsin.” Truth like that not only hurts, Mr. Singer, it sends Twitter liars out into the open howling ferociously at the moon. Just pointing out that “Joe Biden could be in trouble” would be enough to put the ice-bath-taking Dorsey into an overheated, spittle-flecked volcanic rage. Some folk think that the Twitter CEO, hiding behind that dirty beard, looks a lot like Rasputin.

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Be a pretender on Twitter like Joe. Self-coronate yourself as “President-Elect”

This CFP editor thinks he looks a lot more like Rip Van Winkle. Sound Asleep at the switch when his friends are trying to take America down, he’s certainly acting like RVW! But by naming Biden “President Elect,” a purely imaginary title, Fox News has left an opening to go after Censor Dorsey’s Twitter platform. Be a pretender on Twitter like Joe. Self-coronate yourself as “President-Elect” just as CFP friend Ves Sobot did—proving that anybody can run around being “President-Elect”. Meanwhile, Mr. Singer, you are being read on CFP, and Dorsey, whose beard you left in knots, can’t do a danged thing about it! An idea whose time has come for the masses in boring government-imposed lockdown: Grab a kitchen spatula and a toilet plunger; grab Fluffy and Fido as witnesses, coronate yourself “President Elect”, and send your selfies in to CFP.

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Judi McLeod—— -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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