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When she dictated: 'Don’t eat too many hamburgers', she didn’t mean herself and her staff, only the citizen rubes

‘Occasional Cortex’ AKA ‘Evita of the Bronx’



Occasional Cortex’ AKA ‘Evita of the Bronx’Sorry talented Canada Free Press (CFP) cartoonist, Dag Barkley, but we shouldn’t call Alexandria Ocasio Cortez “Occasional Cortex” anymore. Cartoonist Dag is the unsung hero behind the “Occasional Cortex” moniker, which because CFP couldn’t copyrite it, was picked up by many woke Conservatives, including radio giant Rush Limbaugh, who pronounces AOC’s full name better than anyone else. We should stop calling AOC “Occasional Cortex” because her rare cortex flashes are not even occasional anymore.
Close CFP friend Patricia in Texas sent a potential new moniker:
“I have a new name for AOC:  Evita of the Bronx. LOL! I can  see her singing “ Don’t cry for me Park Chester.” That is were she lives in the Bronx. In case you are interested,  The Bronx is the only borough that takes its name from a settler named Bronck. He was a farmer who sold produce.”
  But evil as Evita was she had lots of those “little grey cells” that AOC doesn’t, and while Bronck sold produce AOC is peddling pure manure. Evita of the Bronx’s manure is fertilizing the entire Democrat stink-weed field because some seventy Democrats have declared they are on board with her crazy Green New Deal—a handful of them already declared presidential candidates. The one thing AOC should never be called is “The Boss” because that is what she most wants to be. “Think twice before reproducing”, “Don’t eat too many hamburgers” are her latest edicts to the serfdom. Doesn’t that make AOC just Another Obsessive Compulsive Socialist? While life goes on as if it never happened, (Hello CPAC!) Socialism’s latest love child is not only sitting among us, but sitting right in Congress out-clowning self-identifying ‘progressives’ such as Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and their loyal followers.

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Watered daily by socialist-loving Congress members, “da boss” both grows and glows in the dark. Like failed Marxist Messiah Barack Obama before her, AOC kicked off her political career as a self-praising legend in her own mind. In her less-than-occasional cortex, someone definitely died and left her boss. In was the cobwebbed Karl Marx, Saul Alinsky and the dead who refuse to lie down like Obama and Clinton. With the mainstream and social media as her cheerleaders and no one trying to put her in her place, she’s now upped the ante by admonishing moderates indicating she will help liberal activists send them to curb in 2020 elections. She’s making a list and raring to use it. “Corbin Trent, a spokesman for Ocasio-Cortez, said she told her colleagues that Democrats who side with Republicans” are putting themselves on a list.” (Washington Post, Mar. 1, 2019 Don’t look for anyone in Congress to stem the tide of Socialism gaining a chokehold on the U.S. citizenry. They’re too busy cashing their unearned pay checks while looking the other way. Besides their comfortable, worry-free retirements are not all that far away.

The only hope today is the Coolidge Reagan Foundation who have lodged a new legal complaint with the FEC. “Freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s campaign may have illegally paid her boyfriend through a political action committee during her congressional race, a Republican group alleges in a new complaint with the FEC. (NY Post, Feb. 28, 2019)
“The Coolidge Reagan Foundation alleged in the complaint that a Brand New Congress PAC paid Ocasio-Cortez’s boyfriend, Riley Roberts, for marketing services after the PAC was hired by her campaign. “Using the third-party PAC to pay her boyfriend may have violated campaign-finance laws, a lawyer for the Coolidge Reagan Foundation told The Post. “It is totally legal, as a candidate, to hire family members, people you know to work for you. But they didn’t do that,” said Attorney Dan Backer. “Instead of paying him directly, they paid him through an intermediary — in order to obscure the fact that they paid him. The FEC should investigate and find out if that’s the case. That’s the allegation,” Backer added."
In other words, AOC of formerly “Occasional Cortex fame” seems to have given $$ to her boyfriend Riley Roberts for campaign funds in 2017, funding of which came from an LLC—a Brand New Congress PAC. Meanwhile, Congress has gone über socialist and takes its marching orders from self-crowned Queen of The Socialists, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. For the long suffering citizens of the USA, what could possibly go wrong?


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Judi McLeod -- Bio and Archives -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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