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Only Beto could make the Democrat "Car Full Of Clowns" look a LITTLE LESS LOONY

Skateboarding Politician Who Brags About Eating Dirt



Skateboarding Politician Who Brags About Eating DirtYou could never make this stuff up . Unless, that is, unless you’re the Peter Pan of the Adult Skateboarding World, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke. What did he do after losing out to Ted Cruz in one of the most monied, failed election bids of all time? Daddy and Grand-daddy couldn’t help him. Neither could financier George Soros, or even the $80 million he collected to take Cruz on.
Ditto for his stupid idea of channelling JFK, which Kennedy pretender John Forbes Kerry already proved impossible. So he went out into the garden to eat dirt. Only a loony lefty would try to bestow “regenerative powers” on garden variety earth. We can only mercifully thank the Lord that no one was around to comfort or burp him. But there’s no doubt that Robert Francis, who traded in his Christian names for “Beto”, is cutting a big break for all Democrat presidential hopefuls, tagged as the “car full of clowns” by someone on the Internet, by making them look A LITTLE LESS LOONY. Over-the-top lefties like O’Rourke and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez never come up with ideas of their own. They either swipe or plagiarize the ideas of others. Here’s where Beto likely swiped his: As Canada Free Press reader, ‘Cowboy Poet’ Tony Mangan points out: “If it´s from the Chimayo Mission said to have been visited by a local friar who found that there was a light shining from a dry well one night and what he discovered in the well, and how things developed from there, Beto is wasting his time. Good from Saints comes to true believers and the repentant, not people who think it is some sort of wizardry for baby killers to continue plying their trade. Or at least that is how I view where miracles happen, that and conversions.”

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“Beto O’Rourke didn’t eat crow, humble pie or even his words after losing to Ted Cruz. He ate dirt instead. (Fox News. March 19, 2019)
“O’Rourke, who came up short in his bid to unseat Sen. Cruz, R-Texas, despite raising $80 million for the Senate push, told the story of his earthy snack in a sprawling 3,000-word profile published by The Washington Post. “In January, Beto hit the road, much as his father had done before him, and drew energy from the people he met, and — on one stop in New Mexico he didn’t write about in his blog — by eating New Mexican dirt said to have regenerative powers,” the profile reads. “He brought some home for the family to eat, too.”
Wow, lucky kids!
“The profile was published as O’Rourke joined other Democrats in signalling his support for a range of controversial ideas, including abolishing the Electoral College. (Fox News) “I think there’s a lot to that. Because you had an election in 2016 where the loser got 3 million more votes than the victor,” O’Rourke said in a video posted online on Tuesday. “It puts some states out of play altogether, they don’t feel like their votes really count.

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“If we really want everyone to vote, to give them every reason to vote, we have to make sure their votes count and go to the candidate of their choosing. So I think there’s a lot of wisdom in that.” “O’Rourke’s comments came one day after Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., pushed a similar proposal. “Every vote matters and the way we can make that happen is that we can have national voting, and that means get rid of the Electoral College,” Warren told an audience at the historically black Jackson State University in Mississippi. “O’Rourke, whose entry into the 2020 presidential race last week was accompanied by immense media fanfare, is already rolling in campaign cash.


“The 46-year-old reported raising a whopping $6.1 million online in the first 24 hours after his announcement, marking a new record for the 2020 Democratic primary race. “In just 24 hours, Americans across this country came together to prove that it is possible to run a true grassroots campaign for president -- a campaign by all of us for all of us that answers not to the PACs, corporations and special interests but to the people,” O’Rourke, a former Texas congressman who lost last year’s Senate race to Republican Ted Cruz, said in a statement.
The previous record this year was set by the just as crazy Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., whose campaign posted a $5.9 million haul in the first 24 hours after his 2020 launch. The mainstream and social media doing everything possible to make O’Rourke’s bid for the 2020 presidency a reality, may have completely foiled his chances because he’s wearing the clay feet that come from a classic case of having been identified as dirt eating dirt. After all, as the saying goes, ‘You are what you eat!”, Beto.

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Judi McLeod -- Bio and Archives -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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