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Love our Liberal friends, view them with charity, accept the fact that in most cases they cannot be helped, and work as hard as we can to protect the world from the hideous consequences of their psychoses

Yes, Liberals are Crazy



Yes, Liberals are CrazyIt's true. Your crazy liberal friends are actually crazy. Here's why: Most people would agree that if you're psychotic, you're crazy. According to the medical literature's definition of psychosis Liberals are psychotic. Because being psychotic requires that you experience either hallucinations or delusions. And by definition Liberals are delusional, given that delusions are “fixed, false beliefs that conflict with reality, i.e. that are unchangeable by facts or logic.” Yes, your well-meaning Liberal friends are crazy. This explains why no matter what happens in the world, no matter the strength of your arguments, no matter the utter failure of every Liberal idea throughout all history, your Liberal friends remain unmoved. Worse than this, your Liberal friends don't merely believe things that are factually not true. They believe things that can't be true; they're sort of “super-crazy.”

The Liberal brain interferes with the determination of sequencing, of cause and effect, as well as a difficulty predicting logical effects

But Liberals have an excuse of sorts. Perhaps it's not their fault. Recent research suggests that the anatomy of the Liberal brain is different from the Conservative brain in a very small but consequential manner. The Liberal brain has a contrary (we won't call it a deficiency) approach to interpretation of reality. The Liberal brain interferes with the determination of sequencing, of cause and effect, as well as a difficulty predicting logical effects. Accordingly, your Liberal friends can unashamedly believe we can demonize the police without suffering an increase in crime, we can deny biology (sex/gender) without consequence, we can change the climate of a planet whose natural climate is constantly changing (Ice Age, Jurassic Age, etc.), and we possess infinite resources and can therefore afford unlimited social welfare benefits, a 100 trillion dollar Green New Deal and a Welcome Wagon for the 150 million people who want to move to 
America without permission. Don't believe it? Turn on CNN. Unfortunately, brains that are liable to magical thinking are now brains that are networked across the globe and brains that donate time and treasure to the election of similarly delusional (or lying) politicians. How are Conservative brains to cope with this? It's hard to say. Given that the fundamental nature of delusions is that they are not affected by facts or logic we are powerless to persuade Liberals with facts or logic. In this case, all that is left for us is to love our Liberal friends, view them with charity, accept the fact that in most cases they cannot be helped, and work as hard as we can to protect the world from the hideous consequences of their psychoses.

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Dr. Brad Lyles is an independent writer for the Tea Party.


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