Yes, Liberals are Crazy

It's true. Your crazy liberal friends are actually crazy. Here's why: Most people would agree that if you're psychotic, you're crazy. According to the medical literature's definition of psychosis Liberals are psychotic. Because being psychotic requires that you experience either hallucinations or delusions. And by definition Liberals are delusional, given that delusions are “fixed, false beliefs that conflict with reality, i.e. that are unchangeable by facts or logic.” Yes, your well-meaning Liberal friends are crazy. This explains why no matter what happens in the world, no matter the strength of your arguments, no matter the utter failure of every Liberal idea throughout all history, your Liberal friends remain unmoved. Worse than this, your Liberal friends don't merely believe things that are factually not true. They believe things that can't be true; they're sort of “super-crazy.”