Humberto Fontova

A History Lesson for the Racist Bob Beckel

"I still have my Che Guevara poster. Che Guevara was a freedom fighter." (Bob Beckel on FoxNews' "The Five" Sept. 5th) If Bob Beckel's "freedom-fighter" had been allowed his fondest bit of "freedom-fighting" Bob Beckel's incinerated remains would fit in a gin bottle today. "America is the great enemy of mankind! Against those hyenas there is no option but extermination!...If the missiles had remained, we would have fired them against the very heart of the U.S., including New York City."

Che Guevara’s Foiled (and Forgotten) 9/11

"I'm proud of the path of Osama bin Laden,” gushed Ilich Ramírez Sánchez from a French prison in 2002. Ramirez was also known during the 1970’s as "Carlos the Jackal," and “The World's Most Wanted Terrorist." In 1967 Ramirez-Sanchez was an eager recruit into Cuba's "guerrilla" (terror) training camps started by Che Guevara in 1959. "Bin Laden has followed a trail I myself blazed,” he continued during an interview with the London-based pan-Arab daily Al-Hayat. “I followed news of the September 11 attacks on the United States non-stop from the beginning. I can't describe that wonderful feeling of relief!"

Jane Fonda Craved Sex with Che Guevara

A new biography of Jane Fonda by Patricia Bosworth reveals a lifelong lament by the famous actress: "My biggest regret" Fonda is quoted during a "feminist consciousness-raising session," according to the book's account, "is I never got to f*** Che Guevara."

Hezbollah Now in Cuba

A year ago many prominent Israelis seemed smitten with Fidel Castro. "I thank you from the bottom of my heart,” wrote Israeli President Shimon Peres to Fidel Castro on Sept. 24, 2010. "I must confess that your remarks were, in my opinion, unexpected and rife with unique intellectual depth. Your words presented a surprising bridge between a harsh reality and a new horizon. You tried to sail to bigger seas, to show that a small geographical size doesn't have to reflect human smallness.”

Michelle Bachmann Rocks Florida

“Florida elects Presidents,” said Michelle Bachman yesterday in—well-- Florida, which holds 27 of the 270 electoral votes needed to win the presidency. “Marco Rubio has the hallmarks of, I think, everything that a person would look for in a potential candidate,” she added. “He’s got so much going for him.”

Maxine Waters Apologizes—To Fidel Castro

According to Maxine Waters the Tea party “can go straight to hell”. But “VIVA FIDEL!” she chanted during the rapturous reception that greeted the Stalinist dictator’s visit to Harlem’s Riverside Church on Sept. 9, 2000. The overflow crowd packed the Church to suffocation and spilled from the doors onto the streets and sidewalks.

History Lesson for Candidate Ron Paul

Ron Paul in an exasperated tone during the Iowa debates: “All these trade sanctions!…this is why we still don’t have a trade relationship with Cuba.”

Rise of the Planet of Apes Hero Inspired by Che Guevara

Here’s Rupert Wyatt, director of the blockbuster movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes in a recent interview: “(the script) had become very different and much more exciting to me. It became less a story of domesticization of a pet and more about an uprising and a Che Guevara story.”

Arianna Huffington Should Register as a Cuban Agent

From the U.S. Dept. of Justice: “The purpose of Foreign Agents Registration Act is to insure that the U.S. Government and the people of the United States are informed of the source of information and the identity of persons attempting to influence U.S. public opinion, policy, and laws. The Act also requires that informational materials be labeled with a conspicuous statement that the information is disseminated by the agents on behalf of the foreign principal.”

Anders Breivik T-shirts, Anyone?

At last count 32 year-old Anders Breivik is accused of 76 murders—to which he both confesses and boasts. According to the Black Book of Communism, the Castroite firing squads founded and lovingly mentored by Che Guevara, murdered from 12-14 thousand Cubans. During the early months of the bloodbath, the 32 year-old Che Guevara was either delivering the coup ‘de grace to the victims’ (including boys as young as 17) skull, or was at his office window at Havana’s La Cabana prison, watching his darling firing squads at work.

Full Disclosure, Please, CBS and HuffPo

Say The New York Post (owned by Rupert Murdoch) hired Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's daughter to denounce several U.S. legislators and a former U.S. President as "insane"---but described this apparatchik for a terror-sponsor innocently as a "columnist" and "Teheran-based news analyst."

The Travel Channel Partners with Castro

On July 11th The Travel Channel ran an episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" where he travels to Cuba highlighting the food, people, sights and sounds, etc. At the end he gushes: "yes, go to Cuba!" This probably strikes most Travel Channel viewers as perfectly innocent and as professionally appropriate.

Castro’s Tugboat Massacre

In the predawn darkness of July 13, 1994, 72 desperate Cubans - old and young, male and female - sneaked aboard a decrepit but seaworthy tugboat in Havana harbor and set off for the U.S. and the prospect of freedom.

“Bigots” and “Haters” Invite Refugees to Celebrate America’s Birthday

When Cuban refugees by the thousands landed amidst "gun and religion-clinging people" with ingrained "antipathy to people who aren't like them," the potential for trouble was enormous. When young southern Americans just starting the travails (and joys) of careers and families suddenly found masses of excitable foreign-tongued, octopus-eating strangers applying for jobs besides them, working besides them, worshiping besides them, moving in next door--the potential for trouble was enormous.



State Dept. Official Hails Che Guevara as Symbol of Freedom

Let’s excuse our intrepid “watchdog” MSM. They’re too busy rummaging through Sarah Palin’s garbage to report on the actual sayings and doings by our actual Government officials. So here’s a report from Britain’s Guardian on a speech by Alec Ross, the U.S. State Department’s “Senior Advisor on Innovation”: "Dictatorships are now more vulnerable than they have ever been before,” he proclaimed at the Innovate Conference in London this week. “One thesis statement I want to emphasize is how (the internet) disrupts the exercise of power … because of the devolution of power from the nation state to the individual…the Internet has become the Che Guevara of 21st Century."

Obama’s Environmentalists Destroy Marine Environment

The most prolific marine ecosystem on earth is being systematically destroyed on orders of the U.S. Dept. of the Interior. Where the BP oil spill failed miserably, Obama's Dept. of the Interior now triumphs.

America’s Funniest Bloopers by Presidential Candidates

“I don’t know? Does Cuba have a government-run health-care system?” Imagine a secret tweet by Sarah Palin disclosing such ignorance. But this was no secret tweet--nor an off-the- cuff comment. It was two-time Democratic Presidential candidate and current Federal indictee John Edwards speaking on the record at Iowa Caucus in August 2007. The comment was recorded by ABC News, where it languished all but ignored, withered, and finally perished. No “going viral” for this amazing boner by a (fully-declared) two-time U.S. Presidential candidate.

Britain Bans Michael Savage—Welcomes Castroite Butchers

After two years of legal wrangling radio-host Michael Savage is still banned from setting foot in Britain. The original ban handed down in May 2009 was explained by former Labor Home Secretary Jacqui Smith. “Coming to the U.K. is a privilege,” she said, “and I refuse to extend that privilege to individuals who abuse our standards and values and who foster extremist views, as I want them to know that they are not welcome here. Mr. Savage engages in unacceptable behavior by seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and fostering hatred.”

“The Worst Environmental Disaster in U.S. History!” (one year later)

"There's just no data to suggest this is an environmental disaster, "said Marine Scientist and former LSU professor Ivor Van Heerden who also works as a BP spill-response contractor. "I have no interest in making BP look good --I think they lied about the size of the spill --but we're not seeing catastrophic impacts. There's a lot of hype, but no evidence to justify it."

Cesar Chavez’ Partner Lobbies for Castro

The list of Mexican-Americans decorated for valor by the U.S. Navy is long and glorious. The list of Navy Gold-Star mothers of Mexican heritage is equally long and glorious. It's bad enough to ignore these heroes and heroines when rummaging for a "Hispanic" name for a U.S. Navy ship. It's even worse to name the ship after the co-founder of an organization that defends the murder of a decorated Hispanic Navy vet and lobbies for the convicted murderer's release on behalf of a State-Sponsor-of-Terrorism that craved to nuke the U.S. To wit: