John Lillpop

How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?

--Satire-- As an English-speaking Caucasian, I have learned to accept the fact that America is in transition, and is likely to become less and less Anglo.

McCain Uses “M” Word—Mom and Mormonism—Against Romney!

--Satire-- You know a presidential candidate is struggling for survival when he or she drags out his or her elderly mother in an attempt to smear an opponent.

Dubya’s Top

--Satire Although the Bush administration is widely credited with trying to pressure President Pervez Musharraf into ending the state of emergency in Pakistan, the unvarnished truth appears quite different.

Shortage of Farm Workers.  Why Not Use Protesting Illegal Aliens…

Democrat politicians and certain RINOs are always looking for new ways to ram illegal aliens down the throats of reluctant Americans. In the latest scam, these anti-American knot heads are passing out crying towels to gain support for agricultural tycoons who allegedly face a shortage of farm workers.

Pelosi’s “New Day” Produces 11 Percent Approval

More than 10 months ago, Nancy Pelosi basked in the glory of being sworn in as the most powerful woman in America and third in line for ascension to the presidency.

Does Obama Have a Valid Point. Can America Trust a Woman Over 60…

Democrats continue to trash each other, and especially Hillary Clinton, with reckless abandon. Don't they realize that all that mudslinging is providing Republicans with a bountiful cache of attack ads for the general election?

Waist Management: A Waste of Time and Money…

--Satire Anyone worth his or her weight in Reese Buttercups knew that this day would eventually come to pass. It was a gut feeling to all that have fought the battle of the bulge for four or more successive decades.

What If Monica Lewinski Had Been An Illegal Alien

By most accounts, at least those originating with leftists and or Clinton family members, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is one of the smartest, if not the absolute smartest, member of the U.S. Congress. And that includes past, present, and future congresses.

Oprah’s ‘Soft Landing’ In the U.S. Media

When the 'Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls' was established in South Africa, America's foremost talk show host reveled in praise and adulation from the liberal media. It was almost as though this humble black girl from Tennessee had transcended the collective goodwill of the Virgin Mother and Mother Teresa, all in one fell swoop.

You Have Never Used the “N” Word.  Can You Prove That…

Until quite recently, Duane "Dog" Chapman would have probably denied ever using the "N" word.

Good News Abounds!

Yes, the news can be frightening what with Iran working to acquire the nuclear bomb, the sub-prime loan crisis, drought in the southeast, another debate by the Democrats, the ascension of Mike Huckabee, and George W. Bush's relentless legacy politics.

Oklahoma!

As of November 1, 2007, Oklahoma is the beacon of light and hope for those seeking escape from the fog of liberal-begotten insanity when it comes to illegal aliens.

Hillary: A Rose Between Two Thorns

--Satire Senator Barack Obama (D- Illinois) and former North Carolina Senator John Edwards, both liberals to a fault, are almost always wrong on most issues. Dead wrong, out to lunch, no question about it.

Where Are “Bloody Hands” When It Comes to Slaughtering the Unborn

Code Pink activist Desiree Farooz made a huge splash in the media with her stunt at a House Foreign Relations Committee Hearing on October 24. It was at that gathering that this former teacher from Texas shoved her bloody hands into the face of Secretary Condolezza Rice while screaming, "The blood of millions of Iraqis is on your hands!"

Great News for America: Democrats Plan Shorter Workweek

--Satire With an 11 percent approval rating to contend with, Democrats in the U.S. House did the only thing that makes sense: They announced a 20 percent reduction in their work week!

Mexican Invaders Share American Values? Tell That to Fire Evacuees in California!

One of the most sickening arguments used by George W. Bush to justify his traitorous inaction on illegal aliens is the idiotic notion that invading Mexicans share common values with the American people.

Speaker Pelosi’s Fake News Conference

--Satire-- Egged on by the success of FEMA in staging a fake, yet believable, news conference to spin the California wildfires, Speaker Pelosi held an impromptu fake press conference of her own this afternoon to discuss her tenure as speaker.

Read Our Lips: NO New Amnesty!

To Harry Reid, most Democrats, all RINOs, and President George Bush: We the people understand that the U.S. Senate is considering yet another idiotic attempt to grant amnesty to upwards of 38 million illegal aliens who have invaded the sovereign nation known as the United States.

Democrats Play Cheap Partisan Politics As California Burns

Say what you will about Democrats, if significant human misery and loss of property is involved, they will always seek to score cheap political points by blaming the Bush administration.

Hillary’s 60th Birthday

--Satire-- On Friday Hillary Clinton will reach a major milestone in her life: She will turn 60 years old.