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Greg Halvorson

Greg Halvorson is an island of conservative clarity in the liberal armpit of Portlandia, Oregon.  He regularly drives liberals berserk at The Conservative Hammer Facebook page. His Twitter handle is @GHalv.

Most Recent Articles by Greg Halvorson:

Big Business Buffett wants small businesses to pay more

Warren Buffett is at it again, playing Billionaire Knows Best with ludicrous statements which fly in the face of capitalist theory. Discussing the Bush tax-rates with Christiane Amanpour of ABC, the “Oracle of Omaha” asserted his belief that “the rich” don’t pay enough:
- Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Mr. West goes to Washington

This should be interesting. Colonel Allen West is someone with whom the Congressional Black Caucus is exceedingly unfamiliar: a man of African heritage who refuses to play victim and who lives by the words “let us judge men not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”
- Thursday, November 18, 2010

Halloween’s liberal message

This Sunday, little goblins will approach my door and walk away disappointed. Call me curmudgeon, but the mindset whereby “something for nothing” is expected and unearned has infiltrated society, and, thus, I don’t “treat.”
- Saturday, October 30, 2010

Transportation Secretary wants zero phone use for drivers

More evidence of progressive fascism - defined as “the all-out push to control every aspect of every citizen’s life” - surfaced this week when Transportation Secretary, Ray LaHood, a Republican, asserted his desire to ban phone-use in cars. LaHood stated in an interview:
- Saturday, October 9, 2010



Say it ain’t so: Murkowski to run as write-in candidate

Nothing is more petty and petulant than a loser who, in their inability to accept defeat, chooses to inflict damage on the source of that defeat. More odious is when a RINO from a red state is behind it, a Lisa Murkowski, who because she’s dishonorable, has Democrats from Wasilla to Washington smiling.
- Saturday, September 18, 2010

Will Mike Castle turn Independent?

Now that the smoke has cleared and Castle-backers, Chris Christie, Hugh Hewitt, Bill Kristol, Jay Cost, Jim Geraghty and others, have been fed a spoon of anti-establishment Tea, I believe Mike Castle may turn Independent. Bad news for the victorious O’ Donnell – congratulations! - this has an upside in that, should he win, the I after his name will confuse no one, as an R would have had he taken the primary. As a RINO blurring party lines, he would’ve advanced the destruction of the GOP, while engendering increasing mutiny in the base.
- Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Obama to address school-children…. again

It’s that time of year, a closet Marxist has appeased unions on Labor Day, pads are cracking in stadiums nationwide, and bus-stops are bustling with rosy-cheeked children who rarely ever get to hear a Marxist talk. Lucky for them, Uncle Sam enjoys talking, especially to audiences filled with young minds.
- Friday, September 10, 2010

Glenn Beck, Restoring Honor, and Leftist Delusion

Say what you want about Glenn Beck, a polarizing figure on the American landscape, but don't argue that last weekend's rally, his spiritual lollapalooza, lacked miracles. No, angels didn't descend from the clouds (though, if you saw the geese fly-over...) and no, it can't be said, because it can't be quantified, that honor was "restored." But it is a miracle when a paunchy Mormon activist draws several hundred-thousand to the Mall in August heat.
- Saturday, September 4, 2010

Olbermann: Americans are a greater threat to Muslims than Muslims are to Americans

I’m not masochistic. However, there is something mildly alluring about tuning in to a liar whose harangues are so out-of-touch that to hear them is to run, figuratively, across nails. By watching Keith Olbermann, my goal wasn’t to feel superior (which I did) or to view a hissy-fit (which I did), it was to experience happiness. That a bombastic and ill-informed fool is allowed to make a living is awesome - What other country? Where else but America? - and knowing that it’s real, and that Olbermann is employed, is an absolute marvel and testament to human kindness.
- Friday, August 27, 2010


Pelosi (straight-faced): Unemployment benefits stimulate the economy

Are you sitting down? Is the liquor cabinet stocked? Nanceroo has done it again, held a press-conference, so I hope you are and it is. I also hope you’re not eating soup, chewing steak, or enjoying a carbonated beverage. Consider yourself warned.
- Friday, July 2, 2010

Ignorant Democrat: “Geography for $200”

Friends, if you don't think Liberty is in deep doo, then you're not paying attention. Elected officials - notably Barbara Boxer - have become so patently and publicly thick that you half expect them to pass laws in crayon. The U.S. House, in particular, is packed with members (Hank Johnson, Bob Etheridge, Maxine Waters) who seem incapable of speaking without calling into question whether they're gunning for laughs.
- Saturday, June 26, 2010

Court nominees flying beneath the radar

While many Americans are aware of overtly tyrannical power-grabs - ObamaCare and Cap-and-Trade - a more insidious power-grab is flying beneath the radar, that of court nominees. The Dem-dominated Senate Judiciary Committee is moving radicals toward confirmation, men like Goodwin Liu and Robert Chatigny, whose respective nominations to the Ninth and Second Circuits should alarm Americans who believe in “blind justice.”
- Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Obama to graduates: “Don’t make excuses.”

Incredible. Barack Obama has done it again, turned the office of the presidency into a forum for lies. Monday, speaking to high school graduates, The Finger-Pointer-in-Chief dropped jaws across the nation, claiming the high road with regard to excuse-making.
- Wednesday, June 9, 2010

FTC does Pravda (be afraid)….

Here we go again. In keeping with the Groundhog Day theme of this administration, the one that has me approaching news sites with dread, the Federal Trade Commission is out with its draft on the “reinvention of journalism.”
- Saturday, June 5, 2010

Governor Christie slams public teacher unions

He’s done it again, Governor Christie of blue-turning-red-because-of-him New Jersey, made every American who loves leadership misty-eyed. Speaking to the Federation For Children in Washington D.C., the good governor tore into public teachers unions with customary resolve. For your HYPERLINK "http://tinyurl.com/2wbuxmn" pleasure:
- Friday, June 4, 2010

Memorial Day: where were the flags?

Now that President Obama is back from Chicago, fresh from declaring June, 2010, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender month, I'd like to memorialize Memorial Day. It's not dead (yet), but like other American traditions (marriage, a strong military), it's dying, and a genuine symptom is the absence of the flag.
- Wednesday, June 2, 2010

House rep BLASTS Calderon

Quietly, there is an American voice, protecting American values, and conducting himself as an American should. It is that of Tom McClintock. In response to Felipe Calderon’s parroting of progressive talking points, this California House rep verbalized his outrage in the empty House chamber. Where the Democratic caucus had earlier encouraged Calderon, taking to their feet for his America-trashing, Mr. McClintock gave a truthful, forceful, and passionate rebuttal. The more citizens who read it, the better off we will be.
- Friday, May 21, 2010

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