John Lillpop

Lower Mandatory Retirement Age for Goofy College Professors!

Logic 101 should be a required course for those 100 college professors who think it makes sense to lower the drinking age to 18 because 21 has spawned "a culture of dangerous, clandestine 'binge-drinking' -- often conducted off-campus."

Fighting Food, Medical Fraud, and the Fat Fairy

Unlike most red-necked conservative intellectuals living in the Bay Area, I have never found it particularly difficult to "watch" my weight.

Solving the Gang problem in Los Angeles

According to liberal politicians like Mayor Antonio Villagarosa, the gang problem in the once great American city of Los Angeles is so complex and pervasive that only scores of millions of additional taxpayers dollars will make the slightest difference.

Of Feces, Urine, Secret Jails, and Democrats in Denver

- Satire - In the not so distant past, thoughts of the Democratic convention conjured up images of ungodly long and boring speeches from bloated old windbags, ridiculous party platforms, even more absurd nominees, and what must have been the unconstitutional preemption of Bonanza and other television classics during prime time.

Ever Been Blitzed by a Wolf?

- Satire - This is not meant to demean Wolf Blitzer, CNN's top political analyst and part-time kosher food vendor. He is probably a perfectly fine and decent chap, worthy of every wooden nickel he can extort from the corrupt moguls who run CNN and Time Magazine.

McCain Comment “Alarms” Conservatives?

So, John McCain might pick a running mate that supports abortion rights?, illegal aliens, amnesty, taxes,

W Finally Gets Serious About National Sovereignty and Borders!

What is that you say? President Bush has finally gotten tough on sovereignty and borders?

Book Exposes Obama, Leaps to # 1 On NYT Best Seller List!

After 18 months in which the liberal mainstream media have pre-ordained Barack Obama as the inevitable 44th president of the United States and Messiah rolled into one, a glimmer of truth is emerging, just in time for the November elections.

Barry Needs to Watch His Backside Around Hillary!

- Satire - Although I emphatically believe that Barack Hussein Obama (Barry) is the least qualified, most anti-American candidate ever to get this far in a legitimate challenge for the US presidency, I would hate to see the man fall victim to the evil Clintonistas in Denver two weeks hence.

Whither Vladimir Putin’s Soul?

After visiting with Vladimir Putin in 2001, President George W. Bush stated, "I was able to get a sense of his soul, a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country."

How Quickly We Forget

We Americans are not known for our ability to remain focused on important issues long enough to properly resolve outstanding problems. Rather, we tend to allow our attentions to be diverted too quickly for our own good.

Spain’s Basketball Players Exhibit Their “Slant” on the Olympics

Ever wonder why La Raza and other Hispanic organizations seem so racist and intolerant of other people?

Speaker Pelosi Answers Higher Spiritual Calling; OKs Vote on Drilling

- Satire - Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) has abandoned her role as savior of the planet in favor of a much higher spiritual calling: Election year politics.

America Needs President Lou Dobbs in 2008!

Oh, sure, it is very, very late for any individual, even a nationally known television star like Lou Dobbs, to thrown one's hat in the ring as a candidate for president.

At Least John Edwards Did Not Lie Under Oath!

With all the bloody infighting, back stabbing, and nut cutting going on between Democrats these days, it is questionable whether this party of asses can survive long enough to hold their convention in Denver on August 25-28.

From a Beach in Hawaii: Obama Promises to Help Governor Perdue Fight Russians in Georgia

- Satire - Who said that Barack Obama is aloof and insufficiently informed to participate as a leader in world emergencies?

Voter Fraud: Without It, Democrats Cannot Win!

  Satire With the election less than 90 days away and John McCain showing no reliable signs of a disabling injury or worse, Barack Obama and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have decided to use a campaign strategy that has served Democrat candidates well in the past.

Hillary Flips, Obama Flops!

No one has ever accused Hillary Rodham Clinton of being slow on the draw, or of being too meek for the rough, tough world of presidential politics.

Obama Creates Pandering Oxymoron: Law-abiding Illegal Aliens!

After nearly eight years of W-speak, in which the English language has been routinely mangled beyond recognition, one might expect a clean and articulate Barack Obama to bring dignity back to public discourse.

Obama World Tour Results in HUGE Bump—for McCain!

For some time now, it has been apparent that Barack Obama is too inexperienced to manage the world's only superpower nation. In addition, it is now abundantly clear that he is completely unqualified to run a political campaign.