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John Lillpop

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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‘Ayers’ of His Way Come Back to Haunt Barack Obama

William Ayers is not the sort of fellow that any patriotic, mainstream American would willingly choose as a friend. In fact, given the choice, most Americans would not even associate with his type.
- Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Finally: McCain-Palin Lock and Load!

With just 29 shopping days until election day, John McCain has apparently decided to take off his gloves and fight Barack Obama's Fatwa on America tooth and nail. At stake is the right to serve this great nation as it's 44th president and the future of western civilization as we now know it.
- Tuesday, October 7, 2008

OJ Simpson In Custody!

On October 3, 1995, 12 jurors shocked the world by acquitting defendant OJ Simpson of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. On that dreadful morning, Judge Lance Ito had no choice but to order Simpson released "forthwith," ending 473 days in custody. Simpson left the courtroom and immediately began looking for the real killer. Not surprisingly, OJ's search did not produce any results, except when he gazed into a mirror. Thirteen years later to the day , criminal justice finally arrived in the life of OJ Simpson. Without the "dream team" to wrangle on his behalf, Simpson was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and 10 other charges.
- Saturday, October 4, 2008

Democrats “Party of Death”? Vatican Thinks So!

imageRaymond Burke, prefect of the Vatican’s Supreme Court of the Apostolic Signature, had some rather harsh words for the U.S. Democrat Party recently. Burke told the Italian Catholic newspaper Avvenire that the U.S. Democratic Party risked “transforming itself definitively into a party of death for its decisions on bioethical issues." Where do you suppose Burke came up with such a harsh conclusion? Might it be because the Democrat Party has orchestrated the willful infanticide of 50 million innocent babies since 1973? Or because the Democrat Party advocates the unbridled right to assisted suicide? Burke did not limit his words to a general indictment of Democrats.
- Saturday, October 4, 2008


Two Women In Line of Succession for Presidency? Could Happen!

imageIf the McCain-Palin ticket wins the election as now seems highly likely, feminists all across America will have cause to celebrate their empowerment. Think about it. Assuming that Nancy Pelosi is re-elected, America would then have two women in the line of succession to the Oval Office should something happen to John McCain! How cool is that? Never mind that one of the women is a bug-eyed lefty from San Francisco, a clue less socialist whose main mission in life is to prevent America from achieving energy independence. Mind you, Speaker Pelosi would personally assemble and install the drilling equipment under the Golden Gate Bridge were she convinced that doing so would produce a mother lode of inexpensive botox!
- Friday, October 3, 2008

Young, Vibrant Governor Palin KOs Old School Washington Liberal!

Proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that she is the most qualified candidate for the presidency, including Messrs. McCain and Obama, VP nominee Governor Sarah Palin scored an impressive victory over her weak opponent in the debate held Thursday evening. Despite being handicapped by Gwen Ifill, an Obama operative and biased liberal from PBS, Governor Palin demonstrated in-depth understanding and mastery of a wide range of topics from national security to economic priorities, and in doing so established her superior qualifications. Governor Palin's performance was a moral victory for all women and proves that women are qualified to serve in the very highest capacities of government, despite the dismal showing of Nancy Pelosi in the U.S. House.
- Friday, October 3, 2008

How Democrats See Their Base: Idiots, Minorities, GEDs, and Dropouts!

Liberal Democrats pride themselves as being the party of the "little guy," the powerless, the abused, and penniless if you will. But how do Democrats really feel about their core constituency behind closed doors and in correspondence marked Confidential? Would you believe that in Colorado Democrats refer to their best and brightest as "Idiots, Minorities, GEDs, Dropouts.." ? But of course they are! Anyone who votes for a Democrat is, by definition, an idiot! See the link for the details about that Confidential memo: FACE THE STATE
- Thursday, October 2, 2008

What Next? Taxpayer Bail Out for the New York Yankees and Mets?

While Democrats and Republicans in Washington, D.C., worked feverishly to deal with the trillion dollar stinker laid by bankers and investors on Wall Street, the good folks of New York City were fighting a blistering one-two punch delivered by the sports Gods.
- Wednesday, October 1, 2008





Newt Gingrich: George W. Bush Does Not Understand Fiscal Crisis

Former Speaker of the U.S. House Newt Gingrich recently addressed the market meltdown with unusual candor, including his assertion that President Bush does not understand the crisis. He also called for the resignation of Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.
- Monday, September 29, 2008

Obama “Truth Squad” Nails Bill Clinton!

- Satire - Proving that not all Change is necessarily a good thing, some powerful Democrats in Missouri have taken the unprecedented step of forming "Truth Squads" to protect Barack Obama from "false criticisms."
- Sunday, September 28, 2008

We the People on the Ropes: Time to Get Up and Fight Back!

As the economic reality of being broke starts to settle in on we Americans who were raised to believe that divine intervention made us # 1 and would keep us there forever, it is time to start fighting for that which is rightfully ours.
- Friday, September 26, 2008

Bush and Pelosi Agree to Disagree on Bailout

- Satire - With just 40 plus days remaining before the elections and the United States economy in free fall, President George Bush and Speaker Nancy Pelosi met at the White House in an attempt to ease simmering partisan squabbles.
- Friday, September 26, 2008

Who Needs John McCain? Let Obama Debate Joe Biden!

- Satire - With John McCain taking the high road and committing to work on behalf of the American people rather than wasting time in a silly debate with an out-of-miracles Messiah, there is a real possibility that the Anointed One will have the stage all to himself at the University of Mississippi on Friday. One can just see the scene: An auditorium full of cheering students, the full contingent of network goons and media types on hand, and an anxious nation of 100 million people tuned in for the big event.
- Thursday, September 25, 2008


Barack Obama: Have Plane, Will Fly to Lie!

While Democrats love to portray John McCain and Republicans in general as being out of touch with everyday Americans, the fact is that Barack Obama is a high flying elitist with few or no common ties to the unwashed masses he claims to represent as the Messiah.
- Tuesday, September 23, 2008

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