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Robert Laurie

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Reports: Trump to pull out of Paris Climate Accord

As has become the norm lately, "unidentified sources" are indicating that President Trump will be pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord. Liberal heads are exploding, doomsayers are predicting the end of the world, climate pimps are screeching, and the media is stoking the fires of its 24-hour panic machine. Build your bunkers, because there's a good chance the Earth will split in two later this week.
- Wednesday, May 31, 2017

First, Kathy Griffin defends her lofty art. Deletes that, and goes into "career salvage mode." Apologizes

How many times have we watched this dance? A prominent, left-wing entertainer crosses the line. Then they issue a phony apology designed to appease the angry and salvage their career. Usually, it's of the "I'm sorry if people were offended" variety - something that's not actually an apology at all. Never mind that their initial instinct was one of murdering a political opponent. It's art... or something.
- Wednesday, May 31, 2017


The 'shake-up' begins? Trump WH communications director resigns.

For a little over a week, we've been hearing of an impending shake-up in the Trump White House. Allegedly, the President is furious about leaks, incompetence, the general perception (or reality) that his agenda seems to have stalled if not completely derailed.
- Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Illegal immigrant students at Columbia University demand free health care, housing, and sensitivity training for staff

If you illegally enter someone's house, refuse to leave, and hand them a list of 13 demands, a few things will happen. If you aren't immediately shot for breaking and entering, you'll be told to get the hell out. Then, your demands will be mocked, ridiculed, and refused. Finally, the police will be called and you'll be forcibly removed. You won't be coddled, indulged, or comforted. You'll be jettisoned with extreme prejudice.
- Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Pelosi promises: Give us back the house, and we'll give you $15 an hour

Of all the Dems hare-brained schemes, the "fight for fifteen" has to be one of the most idiotic. It's a plan that will decimate jobs for young people, force corporations to eviscerate their workforces in favor of robots, send manufacturing businesses overseas, devalue the wages people are already earning, drive up the price of virtually everything you buy at retail and, in the end, will succeed only in raising the poverty line to a new, higher, level.
- Friday, May 26, 2017



Al Franken becomes latest Democrat to reject running against Trump in 2020

For whatever reason, people in Minnesota really seem happy with their decision to keep Al Franken in Congress. Despite his nebulous messages, boring demeanor, and uniformly terrible speeches on the Senate floor, he trounced his GOP rival in 2014 and remains bafflingly popular. Couple that with the whole "famous comedian" thing and you had what many on the left thought was a recipe for a presidential run.
- Thursday, May 25, 2017

Trey Gowdy to take over as House Oversight Committee chairman

When Trey Gowdy's name was mentioned as a possible replacement for fired FBI Director James Comey, I scoffed. Floating Gowdy was a smart play from the White House, since they know the base loves him, but I didn't buy it for a second. There are several reasons for that, but at the top of the list is "why would he want to do that? Congress is a nice cushy gig."
- Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Here we go again: Manchester terrorist was already known to authorities

Earlier, I outlined how the pattern of events surrounding the Manchester terror attack are all too familiar. It seems as though every time something like this happens we run through the same, tired, playlist of denial, obfuscation, and then admission that, yes, an Islamic radical was involved. Then, eventually, we reach the final stage of the narrative meltdown.
- Wednesday, May 24, 2017


ISIS claims responsibility for Manchester attack

Early this morning, liberals were already doing the "this isn't really Islam" dance. They were all over social media with the standard "don't jump to conclusions" shtick, but a quick look at the news told you most of what needed to know. We've seen this same scene play out time and again. It's an exhausting pattern we witnessed in Nice, The Bataclan, The Boston Marathon, etc.
- Tuesday, May 23, 2017


CNN interviews panel of 3rd graders about Trump presidency. ...Yes really

There's a question that Democrats love to ask whenever they don't control the White House. Kids are, as we've been told a thousand times, our most precious national resource. It takes a village to raise them. So, whenever they're faced with the horrors of a Republican President, Dems want to know: What are the children thinking?
- Monday, May 22, 2017



Anthony 'Carlos Danger' Weiner to plead guilty - comes to completion of underage sexting case

Carlos Danger, possibly better known by the equally embarrassing moniker "Anthony Weiner," has come to point of completion in his sexting scandal. As you're no doubt aware, Weiner embarrassed his wife (and damaged Hillary's presidential bid) by sexting and sharing photos of his nether-regions with at least one underaged girl. Then he did it again. ...And again. ...Ad nauseam.
- Friday, May 19, 2017

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