There’s no need to send Columbo, the FBI, CIA or Jared Kushner out on the hunt for that supposedly MIA (Missing in Action) Artful Dodger Matt Drudge.
Matt’s still out there—somewhere—in cyberspace—perhaps only by proxy—still hiding under Monica’s Clinton-semen-stained blue dress.
In reality, Matt Drudge has been using Monica’s blue dress as a personal refuge ever since 1998.