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Dan Calabrese

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Marines looking to deploy on foreign ships because the U.S. doesn't have enough

Marines looking to deploy on foreign ships because the U.S. doesn't have enoughAnyone who thinks Barack Obama never saw a dollar he didn't want to spend . . . OK, that's probably true, but there are some reasons for spending a dollar for which he doesn't have much use. And as we all know, the military is at the top of that list. Every dollar spent on the Armed Forces is a dollar Obama can't spend regulating industry, having the IRS harass his political opponents or illegally subsidizing health care premiums.
- Monday, June 22, 2015


Hillary now opposes the Obama trade bill she supported as Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton could save us all a lot of time by simply issuing the following statement:
You're wasting your time asking me my position on anything. I have no idea. Regardless of what I've ever said or done in the past, or what I may say today, what I may actually do in the future depends entirely on how I perceive my own self-interest at that moment. And since I have no idea what the situation might be if and when I have to take an action on anything, I have no idea what I might do. So, in answer to your question: I don't know. And stop asking me.
- Saturday, June 20, 2015

Obama won't let a crisis go to waste, jumps right in with the gun control nonsense

Maybe my memory is too generous, but it seems there was a time when Barack Obama would have had enough self-awareness to at least wait a few days before turning a massive tragedy into an excuse to push a political agenda. I don't remember him using the Newtown shooting to start yapping about gun control less than 24 hours after it happened.
- Friday, June 19, 2015

Horror: Man walks into prayer meeting at African-American church in Charleston, S.C., kills 9

I don't even know what to say in the course of presenting news like this. I suppose we just wait to learn what - if anything - might have been the motivation of the 21-year-old mass murderer. We don't know if he knew anyone there or had any sort of connection to the church or the pastor. We don't even know who he is, at least not for sure, as he remains at large. We just know he walked in and opened fire, and now nine people are dead, including the pastor, who was also a South Carolina state senator.
- Thursday, June 18, 2015

Federal judge tosses Army's ban on beards, turbans

Federal judge tosses Army's ban on beards, turbansThis is one of those things where - maybe because I've never been in the military - I don't see the big deal. I guess the reason you're not supposed to have facial hair or where things like turbans is that they're trying to eliminate the distinctions between soldiers, so you identify as a member of the Army and not as you as an individual.
- Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Supremes on abortion: Texas clinic regs upheld; North Carolina ultrasound requirement goes down

Since the only real policy fights concerning abortion anymore are the ones fought in courtrooms - and nothing is ever really decided until the Supreme Court makes a decision in some manner - the past week's outcomes of two major state cases give us a sense of what passes muster and what doesn't as states who are so inclined seek to put restrictions on the procedure. Yes, Texas, you can make abortion clinics adhere to the same standards as every other type of "medical" facility, lest we end up with more Kermit Gosnell stories:
- Wednesday, June 17, 2015



There sure is a lot of talk about baseball returning to Montreal

I suppose I want this for the same reason I wanted Twin Peaks brought back from the dead (and got it). I'm not one to live in the past, but it's also not my style to accept the unjust demise of something that deserved a better fate. Agent Cooper deserved better than to be stuck forever in the Black Lodge while BOB possessed his soul and made him smash his forehead into that mirror while cackling, "How's Annie?"
- Tuesday, June 16, 2015


Seriously? 51-year-old prison seamstress planned to go on the lam with murderers she helped escape?

So they still haven't caught those two escaped prisoners, and that's all the more curious given what we've learned about the apparent escape plot. According to the charges against 51-year-old prison seamstress Joyce Mitchell, she not only helped them plan the escape but was supposed to show up when they emerged in the daylight and serve as the getaway driver. The fact that she never showed up for that job meant that they were left - at least at the outset - without a means for getting as far from the scene as possible, which you'd think would be one of three key fundamentals for pulling off the escape successfully (the other two being 1) split up; and 2) change your appearance).
- Monday, June 15, 2015

Hey liberals, you created Rachel Dolezal

I'm having a hard time getting too outraged by the fact that Rachel Dolezal, an NAACP executive director in Washington State, turns out to be a white woman pretending to be black. I'm having a hard time mustering up any enthusiasm for mocking her either.
- Monday, June 15, 2015

VIDEO: ABC 7 years ago, predicting NYC would be under water in 2015 because of global warming

VIDEO: ABC 7 years ago, predicting NYC would be under water in 2015 because of global warmingStuff like this never gets old, and it never stops being relevant because, remember, the global warmists tell us we must act now or else their dire predictions about the future will inevitably come true. So what do we find when we look back on some of their past predictions? The Media Research Center did just that the other day, dredging up a hilarious (although not intentionally) report by ABC titled "Earth 2015."
- Friday, June 12, 2015


Carly Fiorina's new anti-Hillary ad is indescribably awesome

Carly Fiorina's new anti-Hillary ad is indescribably awesomeJust in case Carly Fiorina is not the Republican nominee next year - and I'm starting to wonder if it's a good idea not to nominate her - whoever does carry the flag needs to watch the following 3-minute ad at least 100 times. Not because there's anything in here that you don't already know if you've been paying attention, but because this is how you tell people about it: (Video below)
- Friday, June 12, 2015

VIDEO: Five Detroit burglars encounter a very armed 'Ms. Dee'

VIDEO: Five Detroit burglars encounter a very armed 'Ms. DeeDetroit Police Chief James Craig has made a major point of saying that Detroit residents not only have the right to arm themselves, but that it helps to prevent crime when they do. And the numbers WDIV reports in this story bears him out. But that's not at all the best part of the story - not even close.
- Thursday, June 11, 2015


That troll posting those fake news stories could be . . . Vladimir Putin?

Last September 11, residents of Louisiana experienced a brief and minor panic when a news story started going around that a major explosion had occurred in the city of Centerville, at the site of a facility run by Columbian Chemicals. It was quite the story. Links on social media included stories that appeared to have been reported by CNN, and there was even a YouTube video of ISIS claiming responsibility.
- Thursday, June 11, 2015


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