David Lawrence

HILLARY KISSING THE IMPOSSIBLE

The Clinton Foundation and Hillary’s State Department are making out on a park bench. They are having a Central Park affair.

WAKE UP MICHELLE

At the DNC, First Lady Michelle Obama said, in reference to the White House : “I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.”

BEACH TERROR

A huge truck is running over children at a French resort in the Riviera. Bikinis of the women are blood splattered. The action is the B role. I hear the voiceover from a famous inadvertent killer, naïve Obama, “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

Encourage John Brennan To Resign

There is a rumor that John Brennan converted to Muslim. It’s probably not true but Brennan’s desire to protect Muslims from Americans seems at least Muslim-centric.

RESPECT FOR THE COPS

As an ex-professional boxer who doesn’t want to get mauled by some conceited weakling on the street, I really appreciate cops. If there were none, we’d probably have thousands of incidents on a daily basis in our chaotic cities.

TRUMP IS NO RACIST

I’m sick of the word “racist" and the accusation. In my youth, rape, murder robbery and de facto deeds were in fact the real sins. Attitudes like racism were meaningless unless they were grounded in action.

ABOUT OBAMA’S NAMING

Although Omar Mateen openly identified with ISIS, Obama prefers to call him a deranged killer. That’s because Obama, a liberal weakling, doesn’t understand the psychology of Middle Easter Islamic murderers.

MUHAMMAD ALI AND ME

Gleason’s Gym is the most famous boxing gym in the world. I am a trainer there. It was a day or two after Ali died and all the television stations were there interviewing fighters.

OBAMA USES OUR THOUGHTS TO RICHOCHET HIS LACK OF ORIGINALITY

Obama has never had an original thought in his head. What he does is take traditional thoughts and turn them around. Thus he uses American reliable thoughts as a springboard for contrarian thought. Nothing original here, just trampolining off historical thought by doing summersaults of nonsense in the air.

OBAMA WANTS TO CHECKMATE ISRAEL

The word is out, patience is thinning in Obama administration with Israel. The anti-Semites in our administration, sensing Obama’s mood, are putting Israel on notice.

ANOTHER NEW YORK SUBWAY STABBING

Efrain Guaman was stabbed in the stomach on Friday on the N train in Brooklyn. A punk said, "Give me your phone or I'll stab you!" When he didn't give up the phone, the mugger stabbed him.

COME FLY WITH ME, DICAPRIO

Whatever happened to angel-faced, little Leonardo DiCaprio of, 'What’s Eating Gilbert Grape'? He is beginning to look like the devil with a goatee. Dorian Gray’s attic is appearing in his hypocritical face.

Income inequality is a joke

If I were Hillary I would not be happy that Bill is running around the country promoting me. I’d feel that it’s ironic that he was never faithful to me yet he managed to stay faithful to my campaign.

Educated but stupid: Obama stuck in his own borrowed, teleprompter rhetoric

In a speech in Argentina Obama mocks the horrors of communism by saying, "Oh, you know, you're a capitalist Yankee dog, and oh, you know, you're some crazy communist that's going to take away everybody's property."

Obama's Political Divide

Obama came into office promising an era of cohesion and unity. He made a point of this. So his succeeding in creating the greatest political divide in the history of this country compounds his failure to unify.

The Grand Master

Gary Kasparov is a genius at chess. Bernie Sanders is a dimwit who watches maple syrup drip from the trees in Vermont. When I was a college student I milked some cows in Jay Peak, Vermont. Bernie Sanders milks the public in an attempt to put their votes in his clichéd pail.

Presidential Dramas

You didn’t have to suspend your disbelief to vote for Obama because you believed everything he said.

Give Trump a chance

The National Review depicts Trump as a phony changeling as if change were not possible. The editors paint a bad picture of conservatism to insist on static personality, not allowing Trump’s development. If they can’t understand Trump’s metamorphosis then they can’t understand personality growth or political development.

New York is burning without the fire

The subway system in New York is burning. It is in a fire of neglect. It is lukewarm ashes. It is directionless; a relic of the past.

You’d have to Be a Fool Not to Vote for Romney

At 6:07 PM on 9-11 the White House was sent this message, “Ansar al-Sharia claims responsibility for Benghazi Attack.” For two weeks after Obama pretended that the attack was a result of a spontaneous mob’s reaction to a video. He told all his glitterati friends on The View and David Letterman.