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Robert Laurie

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Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev's sister arrested for making bomb threat

Yesterday, in New York, the sister of Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev was arrested for allegedly threatening to blow someone up in what appears to be some kind of weird love triangle situation. You will, of course, remember the Tsarnaevs as the infamous terrorist duo behind the Boston Marathon bombing, which took place back in April of 2013.
- Thursday, August 28, 2014

Outraged PC goons say Robin Williams was a racist, due to monstrous, insensitive, anti-Muslim Emmy tribute

If there's been one constant throughout the coverage of Robin Williams' death, it's been the fact that nobody has anything bad to say about the guy. Sure, he had his faults - as we all do - but virtually everyone who ever met him has absolutely glowing things to say. After almost forty years in Hollywood, a town where virtually everybody hates everybody, that's quite an impressive feat.
- Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Amazing, terrifying, video of Israel's 'iron dome' simultaneously stopping 15 Hamas rockets

According to the Israeli Defense Force, from 2pm August 23rd to 2pm August 24th, 135 Hamas rockets were launched into Israel. Each time, the sirens sound and citizens head for the shelters. They do this over, and over again. Fortunately many of the projectiles are intercepted by the country's amazing 'Iron Dome' missile defense system.
- Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Obama's taxation poster child, Warren Buffett, helping Burger King move to Canada

Today, U.S.-based Burger King and Canada-based Tim Horton's announced that they have reached a deal to merge. Once the deal is finalized, the company will boast over 18,000 restaurants worldwide. It will generate an estimated $23 billion in annual sales throughout a hundred different countries. ...And one more thing. It will be headquartered in Canada.
- Tuesday, August 26, 2014


Westboro Baptist Church accepts challenge to go to Iraq, protest ISIS

Unless you're been living under the planet's largest rock, you're aware of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church. They're the scumbags who show up at soldiers' funerals to scream about how "God hates F*gs." In doing so, they've basically earned a reputation as America's most hated religious organization. Since they're always looking for a new way to sink even lower, they decided that the perfect place for their next ugly display of lunacy would be at the funeral of actor and comedian Robin Williams.
- Monday, August 25, 2014

Granholm - Destroyer of Prosperity

Congratulations, University of California-Berkeley. You weren't content with simply being the nation's bastion of left-wing "education." No, no, no. You had much bigger ambitions. You wanted to warp the very fabric of reality itself, and you've finally done it.
- Saturday, August 23, 2014

In January Obama thought ISIS was the 'jayvee' team. Now they're a threat 'beyond anything we've seen'

Back in January it was clear to everyone whose name isn't Barack Obama that our Middle East pullout had created a massive power vacuum. Filling that vacuum was a variety of Rebel groups - Al Qaeda offshoots that had gained a foothold in Syria and Iraq. We now know them as ISIS or ISIL, and we've been witnessing their brutality against Christians, Jews, and resistant Muslims for months. If only someone could have talked to President Obama at the beginning of the year and warned him that this new insurgency was a genuine threat that needed to be taken seriously.
- Saturday, August 23, 2014


MSNBC: 'Every major national poll' holds bad news for same old Hillary

Almost since Barack Obama took office, we've heard one constant mantra from the Democrats. Hillary Clinton will, "inevitably," be the next President of the United States. They were so sure that Hillary was on track to be the next "President Clinton" that they were openly mocking Republicans for suggesting that any substantive challenge could be mounted. Then, her time at the State Department was exposed as an unmitigated disaster. After she left office, she buried herself in terrible PR, gaffes, and unnecessary lies about being 'dead broke.'
- Wednesday, August 20, 2014


Ferguson rioters throw rocks at MSNBC host Chris Hayes during live broadcast

If you've ever had the misfortune of enduring MSNBC programming, you're probably familiar with liberal icon Chris Hayes. He used to host the network's weekend morning show, and now anchors "All in with Chris Hayes" weeknights at 8 P.M. Recently, Hayes was doing his pre-pubescent Edward R. Murrow routine on the streets of Ferguson when things turned ugly.
- Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Enjoy this 'greatest hits' compilation of Nancy Pelosi's most incoherent ramblings

Sure. We've all heard Nancy Pelosi say something kooky. Practically every time she steps up to a microphone something ridiculous flops out of her mouth, so her crackpot ramblings aren't really shocking anymore. It's pretty much a mathematical certainty that - by now - you've heard her say something incredibly stupid.
- Tuesday, August 19, 2014


Hey Montana, meet your terrible new Democrat Senate candidate, Amanda Curtis

Remember Senator Max Baucus? Sure you do. He's the former Montana Senator and ObamaCare architect who, earlier this year, became Barack Obama's Ambassador to China. It seems that a thankless diplomatic position was preferable to running for re-election to a seat he probably couldn't hold. After he wandered away from his 36 year Senate career (and the 2014 midterm picture), he was quickly replaced by the supposedly more electable John Walsh.
- Monday, August 18, 2014


Jimmy Fallon torches Obama on The Tonight Show

Everyone knows Obama is failure, right? By now that just has to be common knowledge. His agenda is deeply unpopular, his signature health care law is a major flop, and his foreign policy is ...well ....nonexistent. The world is coming apart at the seams and our - at best - "aloof" Commander in Chief is busy with the important stuff: things like golf, ice cream, nice meals, and all the spoils that come with a Martha's Vineyard vacation.
- Thursday, August 14, 2014

McDonald's testing automated cashiers ...that won't demand $15 per hour

Regardless of where you are in the United States, if you stop into a McDonald's you know what to expect. The buildings look fairly similar, the staff will be dressed in pretty much the same attire, and you'll be offered the chance to buy food that will make you spend the next four hours either sleeping or moaning as you regret your purchase. However, one location is very different. It's in Romeoville IL, and it's next door to what's known as the "McDonald's Innovation Center." There, new products, procedures, and equipment are tested before it rolls out to the rest of the country.
- Thursday, August 14, 2014

New app tells you which party a company donates to - before you buy their products

Have you ever purchased a product and wondered about the political leanings of the company that made it? Chances are, if you're a political junkie, you have - and perhaps you'd prefer not to support companies that donate to candidates and causes you oppose. Unfortunately, if you're in the middle of Target, there's no way to know if the bar of soap you just dropped into your basket will end up funding Debbie Wasserman Schultz's re-election campaign. That is, there was no way to know. Thanks to a new app called "BuyPartisan," that's changing.
- Wednesday, August 13, 2014


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