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John Lillpop

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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“Spread the Wealth,” Thinking Caused Economic Meltdown

Those who applaud Barack Obama's "spread the wealth" communist blatherings ignore the fact that pity pot communists in Washington, D.C., caused the economic meltdown which has terrorized America and the entire world for several weeks.
- Monday, October 20, 2008

VOTER PAMPHLET: Voting for Democrats Worse Than Smoking!

- Satire - A Beam of White Light With critically important elections just a tad more than a fortnight away, Americans must be warned of the inherent dangers in voting for any Democrat to fill a position higher than community organizer.
- Monday, October 20, 2008

Colin Powell’s “Not Based on Race” Endorsement

How considerate of Colin Powell to assure the world that his endorsement of Barack Obama is not based on race, and that the former official in the Bush administration has remained unbiased in this highly charged and partisan election.
- Sunday, October 19, 2008



Joe the Plumber’s Important Message to Obama

imageBarack Obama's exchange with "Joe the plumber" has been well chronicled in the media. However, Barack Obama and the Marxists who support him in the Democrat Party do not really understand Joe's message. Given the opportunity to speak more expansively, Joe the plumber would probably say something like the following:
- Thursday, October 16, 2008

Madonna Divorce Imminent: Who’s the Lucky Guy?

Satire, Courtesy of John W. Lillpop Eight minutes of living with former pop star Madonna would provide enough pain and misery to drive most rational men to drink and or drugs.
- Thursday, October 16, 2008

Will Obama Abandon Israel If Elected?

imageHow might an Obama administration impact America's foreign policy throughout the world, especially in the Middle East? According to an article in the New York Post, the Reverend Jesse Jackson believes that Obama would bring fundamental changes to U.S. foreign policy particularly in the Middle East, where "decades of putting Israel's interests first" would end. Jackson added that Zionists who have controlled American policy for decades will remain strong, but would lose a great deal of clout should Barack Obama become president.
- Wednesday, October 15, 2008


Dow Up 1,000: Democrats Break Out in Cold Sweats!

- Satire - Pity the poor Democrats! After the collapse of the economy, Speaker Pelosi was all revved up to call the House of Representatives back into session just to waste another trillion dollars of taxpayer money on social programs
- Monday, October 13, 2008


Looking Forward to 2012: Palin-Romney, Or Romney-Palin?

Should the America people be foolish enough to elect an inexperienced, terrorist-coddling, Muslim sympathizing, ACORN vote stealing, non-citizen to the presidency, and give that THAT ONE a bullet proof liberal Congress to boot, the stage will be set for a dramatic conservative take over of Congress in 2010 and even more dramatic return to sanity in the 2012 presidential election.
- Sunday, October 12, 2008


BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Is NOT God!

Congressman John Lewis issued the following race-baiting tirade against the McCain-Palin ticket:
"As one who was a victim of violence and hate during the height of the Civil Rights Movement, I am deeply disturbed by the negative tone of the McCain-Palin campaign. What I am seeing today reminds me too much of another destructive period in American history. Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin are sowing the seeds of hatred and division, and there is no need for this hostility in our political discourse."
- Sunday, October 12, 2008

Why Is Jimmy Carter Not Chasing ACORNs?

imageAmerica's worst former president continues to amaze and dismay. This is the man who trots all over the globe to oversee elections in foreign nations so as to sound the alarm when election fraud occurs. However, for some reason, Carter is dead silent as elections are being stolen by communists, ACORNs, and other nuts in these sovereign locations:
- Sunday, October 12, 2008

Are You Going to San Francisco? Forget Flowers, Bring Poop Scoopers!

imageSan Francisco has long been famous for excellent dining, cultural sophistication, “drop-dead” beautiful ocean and skyway views, and goofy politics. All of which makes The City the most popular tourist destination in America. Immodestly referred to by locals as “The City That Knows How,” San Francisco is always in the news for some of its more edgy politics. An example is the gun ban passed in 2006 which, if enforced, would assure that law-abiding folks are defenseless against criminals who will simply ignore the silly law.
- Sunday, October 12, 2008

Inconvenient Truth: The American Dream Is NOT a Right

With mortgage giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae lying in ruins and millions of Americans in foreclosure and or with mortagages in excess of the fair market value of their homes, an irrefutable truth must be faced.
- Saturday, October 11, 2008

Dems Troll for Votes: Obituaries, Day Labor Centers, Prisons

image - Satire - With the election less than 30 days away and John McCain showing no promising signs of a disabling injury or worse, Barack Obama and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have decided to use a campaign strategy that has served Democrat candidates well in the past. Liberals call it Voter Outreach, but federal and state election officials prefer a less PC term that is more precise: Voter Fraud. Voter fraud has been in the Democrat Party's bag of tricks for generations. Without it, John Fitzgerald Kennedy would have lost the presidency to Richard M. Nixon in 1960. Further, without the humiliation of the 1960 loss in his craw, President Nixon would have not delivered his infamous "You won't have Nixon to kick around" speech after losing a bid to become governor of California in 1962, and he would not have authorized the Watergate break-in of DNC headquarters in 1972.
- Saturday, October 11, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Family Scandal!

- Satire - Even though Barack Obama is seen by most Democrats as the Promised One of the New Age, the truth is that Obama is not invincible nor is he immune from being ambushed by a plethora of unpleasant revelations between now and November 4.
- Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Barack Obama: The Dreaded Anti-Christ?

- Satire - Barack Obama seems to have set the world on fire with his brilliant intelligence, captivating charm, inspiring oratory, and charisma.
- Wednesday, October 8, 2008

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