John Lillpop

The Audacity of Impertinent Questions!

- Satire - Despite indications that the main stream media are committed to granting President-elect Obama a four year moratorium on tough questions, with a four year option to renew, there are some with sufficient audacity to ask impertinent questions right from the get go.

Government Solution to High Mortgage Payments

You say your mortgage payments have risen to the point where you and your family have been forced to cut back on "necessities" like dining in upscale restaurants seven nights a week, motoring about in luxury SUVs, and vacations in Hawaii every six months, just to pay the mortgage holder every month?

What Exactly Are They Protesting?

On November 4, California voters passed Proposition 8, thereby adding the following language to the state constitution:

Confessions of a Proud Conservative American

(Whisper) Can we talk privately--off the record as they say in the news business?

Confused Priorities in Mexico

- Satire - Mexico is a third-world nation that is unable to feed, house, and provide medical care for all of its citizens. Which is why America has been inundated with anywhere from 12-38 million illegal aliens from south of our border, most of who hail from Mexico.

Hang Tough, W.!

President Bush is coming under considerable pressure from his successor and the Democrat leadership in the U.S. Congress to pass out duplicate keys to the U.S. Treasury for use by a variety of special interest groups to whom the Democrat party is indebted.

Governor Palin: One Classy Lady and Great American!

Who could blame Governor Sarah Palin if she were an angry white female after the abuse heaped upon her during the 2008 election?

Hank Paulson: The Case FOR Cruel and Usual Punishment

Just a few weeks ago, Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson scared the wits out of most Americans, including our befuddled president and corrupt Congress, by crying "Fire!" at the top of his lungs just to force attention on Wall Street and its cash flow problems.

Presidential “Wish List” for White House Mutt

-Satire When he was not begging President Bush to mail a $50 billion check to auto moguls in Detroit, or planning to burn all of President Bush's Executive Orders on the White House lawn, President-elect Obama was in secret meetings to discuss a major issue that has the potential to rip America to shreds.

Governor Palin Had a Monopoly on Goofs, Right?

While all Democrats, the mainstream media, and even a few demented Republicans were willing to throw Governor Palin overboard for thinking (allegedly) that Africa is a nation, there is another side to the story.

President Obama’s First Executive Order

- Satire With the American economy in free fall, unemployment soaring, two wars being waged in far distant lands and more in the offing, and the American people anxious for immediate change, President-elect Barack Obama has ordered his staff to prepare the first Executive Order of his presidency.

Bin Laden Working on Another 9/11: Is Barack Obama Listening?

According to an Arab Newspaper in London, Osama bin Laden is planning an attack against the United States that will "outdo by far" September 11. **

Is America Ready for a “Barack Obama” Holiday?

Obamamania has quickly escalated into a pandemic of dysfunction as leftist loonies are already planning a national holiday to honor the community organizer made good.

Open Letter to Senator McCain: Governor Sarah Palin

Senator John McCain Washington, D.C. Dear Senator McCain, Distressing reports are cropping up on the Internet and in traditional news venues concerning the performance of Governor Sarah Palin during the 2008 presidential campaign.

President-elect Has “Biden Moment,” Rips 87 -Year Old Widow!

- Satire - Well at least we learned that our new president-elect has a sense of humor. Sort of. During his much-heralded first press conference since the election, Chicago's most renowned community organizer decided to dabble in stand-up comedy by taking on an 87-year widow.

Come Fly With Eagles, Senator Lieberman!

With a truly righteous wind at his back, Senator Joe Lieberman (C-I) is reportedly in negotiations with Republican leaders about caucusing with the GOP.

The Obama Effect!

- Satire President-elect Obama has not even been sworn in yet, yet already his lack of experience is causing major problems for the United States. On the domestic front, the stock market continues to nose dive as investors worry about the impact that Obama-nomics will have on free trade, international markets, and the ever-escalating drift toward recession, or worse. Will Obama cause the nation to go into a depression with his archaic, communist policies?

Obama’s First Major Test: Containing Joe Biden!

- Satire - Now that Barack Obama has officially stolen the election,he will, of course, be tested to determine if he has the mettle and cajones to do the job.

Was Obama Campaign All That “Brilliant”?

Left wing pundits and media are drowning in their own drool marveling at the "brilliance" of the Obama campaign.

Gay Marriage NOT Happening, Whether Liberals Like It or Not!

California's Constitution has been amended with the following language "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California," as a result of the passage of Proposition 8.