John Lillpop

Endorsing Obama: Blasphemy or Patriotism?

Blasphemy is defined as: A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.

Those Responsible for Meltdown are Vultures and Vipers, Not Victims

President Bush and the Congress are about to transfer $700 billion dollars of taxpayer money to unethical bankers and investors whose predatory and unethical business practices have finally caught up with them.

Blunt Talk: Obama Truth Squads Carry “Stench of Police State

Governor Matt Blunt of Missouri released the following statement concerning certain law enforcement officials in Missouri who have formed "Truth Squads" to intimidate and threaten critics of Barack Obama:

Newt Gingrich: George W. Bush Does Not Understand Fiscal Crisis

Former Speaker of the U.S. House Newt Gingrich recently addressed the market meltdown with unusual candor, including his assertion that President Bush does not understand the crisis. He also called for the resignation of Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.

Obama “Truth Squad” Nails Bill Clinton!

- Satire - Proving that not all Change is necessarily a good thing, some powerful Democrats in Missouri have taken the unprecedented step of forming "Truth Squads" to protect Barack Obama from "false criticisms."

We the People on the Ropes: Time to Get Up and Fight Back!

As the economic reality of being broke starts to settle in on we Americans who were raised to believe that divine intervention made us # 1 and would keep us there forever, it is time to start fighting for that which is rightfully ours.

Bush and Pelosi Agree to Disagree on Bailout

- Satire - With just 40 plus days remaining before the elections and the United States economy in free fall, President George Bush and Speaker Nancy Pelosi met at the White House in an attempt to ease simmering partisan squabbles.

Who Needs John McCain? Let Obama Debate Joe Biden!

- Satire - With John McCain taking the high road and committing to work on behalf of the American people rather than wasting time in a silly debate with an out-of-miracles Messiah, there is a real possibility that the Anointed One will have the stage all to himself at the University of Mississippi on Friday. One can just see the scene: An auditorium full of cheering students, the full contingent of network goons and media types on hand, and an anxious nation of 100 million people tuned in for the big event.

Slick Willie Thinks Governor Palin Is Hot: What About Hillary?

- Satire - It is bad enough that Bill Clinton personally sabotaged Hillary's campaign and cost that woman the nomination. Now Slick has poured salt into those open wounds by declaring that Governor Palin is "hot."

Barack Obama: Have Plane, Will Fly to Lie!

While Democrats love to portray John McCain and Republicans in general as being out of touch with everyday Americans, the fact is that Barack Obama is a high flying elitist with few or no common ties to the unwashed masses he claims to represent as the Messiah.

Is W Lying About Missing Corporate Profits?

- Satire - Congressional Democrats who voted to authorize the use of military force against Iraq in 2002 have spent the last five plus years explaining how they were misled and manipulated by a conniving man whom they also swear is an incompetent nincompoop.

Cafferty Correct, Racism Is a Factor; Dead Wrong About Who Racists Are

CNN's Jack Cafferty caused a bit of a stir recently by asserting that the McCain-Obama race for the presidency is close only because racism has raised its ugly head.

Obsession With Diversity Ruined Housing Market

With Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae lying in ruins and private establishments like Lehman Brothers and AIG reduced to no better than welfare queens living on the public trough, an irrefutable truth must be accepted.

Who Will Bail Out the FDIC?

As Wall Street and the financial markets come tumbling down, who would have expected a conservative president to seize quasi-private enterprises and make them government property, and to bail out other private companies with loans involving billions of dollars of taxpayer money pinched from the U.S. treasury?

Another $80 Billion Bailout? Ho-Hum, Yawn. Next?

Have America's so-called leaders lost their collective minds? Is Washington, D.C., now a Sanctuary City for the criminally insane?

Rangeling for a Seat in Speaker Pelosi’s Culture of Corruption!

As originally conceived by Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her slimy pals on the loony left, the Culture of Corruption (COC) was to be the least democratic, least diverse, and least honorable society in all of Washington, D.C.

Is Barack Obama an E-mail Addict?

- Satire - Team Obama has had a jolly good time recently taking cruel and unnecessary pot shots at Viet Nam veteran John McCain who, because of severe beatings suffered while serving America as a prisoner of war, is unable to comb his hair, tie his shoes, and type on a keyboard.

Whoopi Goldberg and the Slavery Question

On the September 12 edition of "View," host Whoopi Goldberg asked Senator John McCain, "Do I have to be worried about becoming a slave again?"

Of Mensa-free Celebrities, Suck It! Hate Speech, and the Nuclear Codes

There is a perfectly logical reason why Mensa, the worldwide society for certified intellectuals, has no members or chapters in Hollywood.

Proper Respect, Please: It Is Governor Palin!

Ever since that dreadful morning in January, 2007, when Nancy Pelosi raised her right hand and swore to uphold the U.S. Constitution as Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, feminists have insisted that she be addressed by her Constitutional title, despite the fact that that woman is uniquely unqualified to be third in the line of succession to the U.S. presidency. For the past 21 months it has been Speaker Pelosi or Madam Speaker, rather than the more cuddly Space Cadet Nancy and Moon Bat Pelosi, terms of endearment more in line with Speaker Pelosi's intellectual prowess and warped political perspective. Feminists have been adamant in demanding strict adherence to protocol when addressing or discussing the leftist speaker from San Francisco.