John Lillpop

The Audacity of the “N” Word

Public figures who engage in politically incorrect speech involving race are usually condemned as bigoted, anti-American racists, or worse.

Of Bank Runs, FDIC Insurance Limits, and Being Underfunded!

- Satire - Until quite recently, the advantages of being underfunded (poor) were under appreciated in these quarters. To me, poor has always meant less material goods, less influence, less party time, less everything.

Barack Obama Issues Fatwa Against American Citizens

If inflammatory, anti-American rhetoric is any indication, Barack Obama appears to have issued a Fatwa against English-speaking, law abiding American citizens and their institutions.

Barack Obama, an Embarrassment in Any Language

Once again, a black elitist from the Obama family has administered a public trashing of America and its people.

More Racially Insensitive: Lynching or “Cutting His Nuts Off”?

Back in January, during broadcast of a major tournament by the Golf Channel, host Kelly Tilghman and analyst Nick Faldo discussed the preeminence of Tiger Woods on the PGA Tour, and how Tiger's very presence overwhelmed younger players who aspire to fame and fortune as golf professionals.

President Bush Is an Idiot. Right?

It has become fashionable "blood sport" among intellectual elitists in the media, and among goofy liberals, to ridicule President Bush by calling him stupid, either directly or by inference.

More About That 550 Tons Of Yellow Cake and Lying Democrats!

My column titled, "Bush Lied? What About That 550 Metric Tons of Yellow Cake, Lefty?" has been widely distributed and commented on over the past several days.

How Do You Say, “I Want to Cut His N*** Off” In Spanish?

--Satire-- No one can deny that Reverend Jesse Jackson is many things to many people. However, no one has ever accused the Reverend of being overly sophisticated or temperate in his language and or behavior.

Does America REALLY Need a Racially- Segregated National Anthem?

As a lad growing up in the Midwest, I always considered the Star Spangled Banner to be a non-partisan, non-political, non-religious, non-racial expression of appreciation for the travails that our forefathers endured in order to win the freedoms and liberties that all Americans now enjoy.

Nancy Pelosi’s “New Day In America” Earns Single Digit Approval!

--Satire -- Speaker Nancy Pelosi has spent the past 18 months working overtime to accomplish several major liberal objectives:

Bush Lied? What About That 550 Metric Tons of Yellow Cake, Lefty?

For too many years now, left wing morons with support and encouragement from the biased media, have made the following idiotic contribution to the debate about the war on terror, and specifically the Iraq theater:

Liberal Energy Plan: “Drive Smaller Cars, Wait for Wind!”

Liberal obstructionists anxious to kill the oil and automobile industries in order to save endangered insects have been boxed into a corner in the Congress.

Obama’s Partial Retreat from Holy Grail of Liberalism

This time, Barack Obama may have gone too far with his "clarifying words," because they concern the explosive issue of abortion, the right to which is and has been the Holy Grail of liberalism since 1973.

It’s the SUPPLY, Stupid!

With all due respect to the Democrat Party and RINOs. the energy "crisis" cannot be solved by sticking one's head in the sand and pretending that the automobile is a right-wing fad that will die out once Americans discover the incredible joy of mass transit and walking.

Imports from Mexico Halted!  Lou Dobbs for President

With respect to the salmonella scandal, CNN is reporting the following Breaking News:

Obama Finds God, Says “To Hell” With Daily Kos, Far Left!

In another monumental departure from the mental disorder known as liberalism, Barack Obama has seen the light and is ready to embrace God, and or Allah, as an integral part of his campaign for the Oval Office.

Ta-Ta to the $5.00 Latte!

It had to happen soon or latter. Eventually, intelligent Americans were bound to revolt against shelling out $5.00 for a cup of Java while also paying $5.00 for a gallon of regular petro.

Obama’s Flip-Flops Bamboozle the Left!

When Barack Obama started his fairy tale run for the White House, the operative term was CHANGE.

Watermelon: Modern Day Love Potion?

-- Satire -- Modern medicine has blessed mankind (and indirectly, womankind) with the miracle of Viagara, a costly but effective solution to "Missile Fizzle," euphemistically known as erectile dysfunction (ED).

Governor Gavin Newsom?

Dear San Francisco Taxpayers: So, the administration of Mayor Gavin Newsom has spent $2.3 million of your money to house juvenile illegal aliens, rather than turning the felons over to federal authorities for deportation.