John Lillpop

Bush Lied? What About That 550 Metric Tons of Yellow Cake, Lefty?

For too many years now, left wing morons with support and encouragement from the biased media, have made the following idiotic contribution to the debate about the war on terror, and specifically the Iraq theater:

Liberal Energy Plan: “Drive Smaller Cars, Wait for Wind!”

Liberal obstructionists anxious to kill the oil and automobile industries in order to save endangered insects have been boxed into a corner in the Congress.

Obama’s Partial Retreat from Holy Grail of Liberalism

This time, Barack Obama may have gone too far with his "clarifying words," because they concern the explosive issue of abortion, the right to which is and has been the Holy Grail of liberalism since 1973.

It’s the SUPPLY, Stupid!

With all due respect to the Democrat Party and RINOs. the energy "crisis" cannot be solved by sticking one's head in the sand and pretending that the automobile is a right-wing fad that will die out once Americans discover the incredible joy of mass transit and walking.

Imports from Mexico Halted!  Lou Dobbs for President

With respect to the salmonella scandal, CNN is reporting the following Breaking News:

Obama Finds God, Says “To Hell” With Daily Kos, Far Left!

In another monumental departure from the mental disorder known as liberalism, Barack Obama has seen the light and is ready to embrace God, and or Allah, as an integral part of his campaign for the Oval Office.

Ta-Ta to the $5.00 Latte!

It had to happen soon or latter. Eventually, intelligent Americans were bound to revolt against shelling out $5.00 for a cup of Java while also paying $5.00 for a gallon of regular petro.

Obama’s Flip-Flops Bamboozle the Left!

When Barack Obama started his fairy tale run for the White House, the operative term was CHANGE.

Watermelon: Modern Day Love Potion?

-- Satire -- Modern medicine has blessed mankind (and indirectly, womankind) with the miracle of Viagara, a costly but effective solution to "Missile Fizzle," euphemistically known as erectile dysfunction (ED).

Governor Gavin Newsom?

Dear San Francisco Taxpayers: So, the administration of Mayor Gavin Newsom has spent $2.3 million of your money to house juvenile illegal aliens, rather than turning the felons over to federal authorities for deportation.

Taking a Bite Out of Crime!

--Satire-- Having spent tens of thousands of dollars over the years for dental care, I have reached the point where I am ready to explode and shout, Enough Already!

El Rushbo Rocks to the Tune of $400,000,000!

American super-patriot Rush Limbaugh has proven the superior value of conservative talk by landing a $400 million dollar ($400,000,000.00) contract that will keep the unvarnished truth on the radio airwaves through 2016.

Feminist Author of “She Inc.” Laments Hillary’s Demise?

- Satire - Whether or not one is a feminist has more to do with what is lodged between one's ears than what is dangling, or not, between one's legs.

Abortion Is a Constitutional Right—Right?

With respect to arms, the second Amendment to the US Constitution reads:

John McCain: Bold-Faced Liar or Dementia Victim?

After his ill-begotten conspiracy with Ted Kennedy to ram amnesty down the throats of the American people failed miserably last summer, John McCain claims to have had a spiritual awakening.

Water on Mars? What About Oil Under the Golden Gate Bridge?

-- Satire -- As one who listens to major network "news" only when unavoidable, I am convinced that the FCC has a constitutional, legal, and spiritual obligation to protect the American people by including a health warning before and after every news broadcast.

What Would President Obama Do About the Price of Gasoline?

As soaring gasoline prices continue to wreak havoc among poor and near poor American families, presidential nominee Barack Obama has made headlines by telling the poor what he will not do to resolve the energy crisis.

Eulogizing George Carlin, In His Own Words

-- Satire -- As the world mourns the death of the most notorious potty mouth of the past two centuries, it might be educational to hear the Eulogy of George Carlin in his own words.

Liberals on Oil: Drilling Will Take Five Years; Let’s Do Nothing!

For well over a year now, conservatives have warned voters that Barack Obama is more about style than substance at a time when global challenges require hard core leadership and experience in the Oval Office.

Barack Obama’s Illogical Perspective on Energy

In a rare moment of clarity, Barack Obama actually made an excellent point recently when he said, in part: