John Lillpop

Hillary’s “First Question” Rage

--Satire-- Pity poor Hillary Clinton.

William F. Buckley, 1925-2008

For years, William F. Buckley (WFB) was the most intelligent, witty, irreverent, funny, and entertaining political celebrity in America. His staunch conservatism, imposing vocabulary, and compelling presence earned him wide recognition as the "Father of the Modern Conservative Movement."

 McCain Fear Mongering:  Deportations Could Lead to Riots!

Those who believe that Senator John McCain is above using fear mongering as a campaign strategy need a brief history refresher going back to the summer of 2007.

Michelle Obama’s Misplaced Pride 

As to Michelle Obama's recently discovered "pride" in America:

Urgently Needed: Sanctuary Cities for Americans!

--Satire-- At first blush, one is tempted to blame the "sanctuary city" insanity adopted in certain towns on poor water quality.

Obama’s One Great Accomplishment

Although Barack Obama has been ruthlessly chided by the Clintonistas for lacking substantial experience and accomplishment, the fact is that the senator from Illinois should be very proud of one accomplishment in particular.

Is Nancy Pelosi too Liberal for America?

--Satire-- Now that Nancy Pelosi has shattered the gender barrier, glass ceiling, and incredulity index all in one fell swoop, Americans are starting to worry that she may be just a tad too liberal to be second in the succession line for the presidency.

Bush-41 Working to Salvage Dubya’s Legacy?

--Satire-- After fathering the "worst president in U.S. history," one would have expected the father of Dubya to discreetly keep his mouth shut and hope that historians somehow overlook the obvious blood link between George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush.

Fidel Castro Out, Dubya In?

--Satire-- Fidel Castro's relinquishment of power in Cuba may be of far greater significance to America and the world than is immediately obvious to the untrained eye.

The Gospel, According to a SF Liberal and Indicted Child Pornographer

--Satire-- KGO-AM radio in San Francisco is a 50,000-watt public nuisance operated solely for the purpose of advancing the agenda of left wing extremists and anarchists, otherwise known as Democrats. Programming for the station is forwarded to Moscow for final approval by communist power brokers before being aired locally for the exploitation of useful idiots in the ultra-liberal Bay Area.

What Will America’s Immigration Policy Look Like in 2050?

Addressing the issue of illegal aliens in a responsible and intelligent manner based on the interest of all American citizens has been made all but impossible by Latinos who are more concerned with increasing the population of Hispanics than they are in securing U.S. borders and enforcing the rule of law.

Phoenix Mayor Shows Uncommon Common Sense

When it comes to the invasion of sovereign American land by third-world free loaders and scam artists from Mexico and points south, far too many law enforcement officials throughout our nation eschew the law in favor of the lawless.

Illegal Aliens Cause Global Warming!

As most people know, Michael Chertoff is the part-time head of U.S. Homeland Security. His real job and vocational passion is functioning as the anti-Christ, a role more consistent with his temperament and appearance.

Jane Fonda, the “C***” Word, and Hillary’s Campaign

--Satire-- Jane Fonda's reputation as a reprehensible traitor and left wing thug has been well chronicled for nearly 40 years.

Happy Valentine’s Day from Uncle Sam?

Just in time for the Valentine's Day festivities, President Bush has signed legislation to "stimulate" the economy by returning money to its rightful owners, i.e., those who earned the money in the first place!

Have Conservatives Unwittingly Created a Black Camelot?

--Satire -- Call it Murphy's Law, or the Law of Unintended Consequences, or just call it plain bad luck.

Has “Hillary Care” Cured Slick’s Addiction?

--Satire-- Senator Hillary Clinton has a reputation for being a brutal, brass knuckle pragmatist.

Speaking of Fairy Tales, Have You Heard the Latest About Hillary?

--Satire-- Former President Bill Clinton recently kicked his spouse and presidential wanna be off the front pages with a few indelicate remarks about Barack Obama's presidential campaign being a "fairy tale."

The Most Unkindest Cut of All: Dubya Calls McCain a “True Conservative”

--Satire-- John McCain has been in the cross hairs of conservatives for years now. His latest success in primary and caucus votes has done more to frighten and anger right wingers than to ingratiate the 71-year-old to the main constituency of the Republican Party.

Whom Do You Trust? An Over 60 Feminist, Or a Closet Muslim With Attitude?

Democrats continue to trash each other, especially Hillary Clinton, with reckless abandon. Don't they realize that all that mudslinging is providing Republicans with a bountiful cache of attack ads for the general election?