John Lillpop

Of Monica Lewinsky, Chelsea Clinton, and Respect for Young Women

Ten years ago, in January of 1998, the world was disgusted, but not completely surprised, when the sexual misconduct of President Clinton was disclosed on the Drudge Report.

Conservatives: America’s Forgotten and Disenfranchised Voters

Should things continue to erode in this the wildest of political seasons, it is probable that conservative voters will have little real choice in November. That is so because the presidential ballot might very well look like this:

How to Explain John McCain? The Year of the Rat!

--Satire-- Just a few weeks ago, or so it seems, John McCain was lugging his own travel effects through airports and hotel lobbies. His liberal brand of conservative ideas was bankrupt, as was his campaign.

Scooter Libby Could Have Gotten a Much Better Deal!

--Satire-- Within hours after a federal appeals court refused to allow Scooter to remain free pending the appeal of his perjury conviction last June, President Bush rushed forward to commute the jail sentence of the former aid to Vice President Cheney.

Obama’s Greatest Advantage: Black Racism

Barack Obama is, without question, one of the most charismatic and credible candidates to raise hell on the national political scene in quite some time. His sphere of influence extends from TV icon Oprah Winfrey, to Hollywood stars, to the Kennedy Klan.

Anti-Mormon Bigotry Tainting Republican Votes?

Mike Huckabee is a congenial sort of fellow, in keeping with the not- so- fine tradition of former governors from Arkansas.

The Bush Legacy: John McCain, Hillary Clinton, Illegal Aliens

America desperately needs a Presidential Hall of Fame (PHOF) in which to enshrine the legacies of those 43 white males (to date) whom have served the American people as commander-in-chief and CEO.

Why Does John McCain Hate the Rule of Law?

John McCain still does not get it on illegal aliens. In fact, he is not even close.

Amnesty For Illegal Aliens Is Like Timelines Are For Terrorists

President Bush has spoken forcefully and correctly of the folly in recently passed military funding bills that include timelines for withdrawal of American troops from Iraq.

Clinton Versus Obama: Old Versus New?

A truly startling photograph emerged from the campaign trail in California over the weekend. It pictured Oprah Winfrey, Maria Shriver, and Caroline Kennedy bonding in support of Barack Obama for president.

John McCain Nearly Abandoned the GOP?

Why is it big news--or news at all-- that John McCain nearly left the Republican Party in 2001?

Looking for Change? Think Mitt Romney!

Although Barack Obama has pinched, or attempted to pinch, the legacy of JFK for his own presidential aspirations, the fact is that Mitt Romney is far more reminiscent of America's 35th president.

A Sensible Way to “Stimulate” the Economy: Stop Taking So Much In Taxes!

President Bush and the Congress are about to "stimulate" the U.S. economy by adding another $150 billion to the national debt! Will this sort of fiscal madness never end?

The Bush Legacy? Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell!

Barring any major unexpected turn of events, one year from now George W. Bush will be off the federal payroll and in the private sector. As such, Bush will be more of a Washington outsider than he is now.

Is Brattleboro, Vermont, America’s Last Best Hope?

-- Satire -- Quick! Name the greatest contribution made by the great state of Vermont to the overall interests of America and its people?

Just How “Slick” Is Bill Clinton?

Liberal media spin masters, in cahoots with the Democrat Party, have always portrayed Bill Clinton as the smartest man in Washington, perhaps the entire planet.

Measuring One’s Liberal Quotient

--Satire-- Recognizing when one's mind has become infested with liberalism, and knowing the full extent of that devastating news, is vital information that one should have in order to navigate life’s many dangerous obstacles and roadblocks.

Passing the Torch of Camelot to a New Generation of Democrat

President John F. Kennedy changed the world with his inaugural address on January 20, 1961, including these poetic words, "Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans..."

John McCain Does Not Deserve the Republican Nomination

In this the winter of political muckraking and dirty tricks, when candidates play foot loose and fancy free with the truth, one fact remains irrefutable:

10 Steps to Understanding Liberal Thinking

--Satire-- The liberal brain does not collect and process information in a logical,orderly, reasonable, and objective manner. Rather, liberal thinking is dominated by an obsession with power, and use of that power to preserve and or advance elitist advantages.