John Lillpop

Illegals Aliens Say Adios, America Says Gracias!

As one who is adamant in the belief that English should be the only language in America, I am loathe to use Spanish for any purpose whatsoever.

What Might Christmas Be Like Under President Hillary Clinton?

When deciding whether or not to vote for Hillary Clinton next November, one should be mindful of how Christmas might change with a socialist, feminist, Mexi-nazi in the White House.

Looking for an oppressed minority to support? Think Romney!

Bleeding heart types looking for a "minority candidate" to advocate on behalf of in the 2008 presidential elections are torn between the candidacies of a woman, two African- Americans, a Hispanic, and a former mayor of Cleveland who is more devoted to communism than Vladimir Putin.

Are You In the Christmas Spirit? How Can You Be Certain?

Being in the "Christmas Spirit" is a very serious civic responsibility which is not to be taken lightly.

Is Arnold Terminating Common Sense in California’s Budget Crisis?

Can sleeping with a Kennedy wipe out one's conservative DNA? How about sleeping with a Kennedy AND having a gay chief of staff named Susan Kennedy?

Bush Should Retire Early—In Mexico!

--Satire-- To whom is George W. Bush more loyal and sympathetic? Illegal aliens from Mexico or American citizens? For the answer, look carefully at the photo--it shows illegal aliens scaling a border fence to invade America. And where is our goofy president? Look closer. That is W waving a Mexican flag as part of his greeting ceremony for a chunky Mexican illegal just after she hopped the fence!

Hillary: Growing Old Quickly, and Without Grace

Take a good look at a recent photograph of Hillary Clinton. Notice the bags under her bloated eyes, the turkey giblet developing below her neck, the heavy wrinkles and deep lines all across her forehead and face.

Time Magazine’s Person of the Year: Another 2nd Place Finish for Al Gore!

--Satire-- Pity poor Al Gore.

All I Want for Christmas Is…

My two front teeth are doing quite well, thank you.

Another Lying Ex-governor from Arkansas in White House?

Most Americans recall all too well the turmoil and discord of the Clinton Presidency of 1992-2000. While in office, President Clinton fine tuned the art of issuing misleading, inaccurate and flat out false statements into a precise science.

Fleeced Naive Duh?

To elitist renegades like George W. Bush, most Democrats and all RINOs, We the People are naive dimwits who can be ignored with impunity when it comes to deciding the future of America.

Joy to the World! or Christmasphobia?

--Satire-- Christmas should be a time of great joy and good will. People everywhere should be caught up in the "Christmas Spirit!"

What If the ACLU Had Existed Christmas Eve, 0000?

--Satire-- As we Americans struggle to preserve our rich cultural traditions surrounding Christmas, there are times when the struggle seems too hard, the load too heavy.

Action Alert for Michael Savage Haters on SF Board of Supervisors

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors: On two separate occasions in 2007, your august body attempted to condemn radio talk show host Michael Savage for his conservative positions on rule of law and Islamic sponsored terrorism.

Is Santa a Democrat or a Republican?

--Satire-- While nearly everyone has weighed in with speculation as to the likely party affiliation of Jesus, not much has been written about Santa Clause.

More Viable Defense for an Indicted Liberal: Insanity or Stupidity?

--Satire-- Liberal radio talk-show host Bernie Ward was indicted on charges that he used the Internet to secure and distribute child pornography. These are very serious charges, even for a former Catholic priest in San Francisco.

No Offense Intended, But…

Lord knows that I am no flame-throwing anarchist who stumbles about saying and doing things only to irritate good people. That is not my modus operandi, regardless of what creditors and my ex-wife may be charging.

Leftist Foe of Dr. Michael Savage Indicted on Child Porn

Radio icon Michael Savage has been in the cross hairs of anti-American wackos for most of 2007. From illegal aliens who should not even be in America, to Islamofascists and their terror cover group known as CAIR, to the leftist nut balls seated on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, Dr. Savage has been unfairly assaulted, maligned, and abused with impunity.

Our Lame, Dumb President and World War III

Back in October, President Bush rattled U.S. sabers and much of the world by announcing the final legacy item for his remaining time in office: Execution of World War III, based on W's nightmares about Iran owning a nuclear weapon.

Democrats Owe General Petraeus a Formal Public Apology

To the utter and complete dismay of the Democrat party and its metaphorical bed mates at MoveOn.Org and in the mainstream media, it now appears as though the surge is working.