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John Lillpop

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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Reduce Global Warming:  NO Licenses for Illegal Aliens! 

California state Senator Gilbert Cedillo, Democrat, has worked tirelessly to achieve one really stupid objective: He wants the state to grant drivers' licenses to invading criminals, most of whom share Cedillo's Hispanic ethnicity.
- Monday, December 3, 2007



10 Steps to Understanding Liberal Thinking

--Satire-- The liberal brain does not collect and process information in a logical, reasonable, and objective manner. Rather, liberal thinking is dominated by an obsession with power, and use of that power to preserve elitist advantages.
- Thursday, November 29, 2007




“Oh, Come Let us Abort Him!

The Christmas story is truly the most remarkable and beautiful story ever told. The fact that an omnipotent Creator would deliver His plan of salvation for humanity through an innocent child wrapped in swaddling clothes is both moving and telling.
- Sunday, November 25, 2007


‘Not In My Womb’ New Cry of Environmental Extremists 

image--Satire-- Goreism is a newly discovered disease that impairs one's judgment, dulls the senses, and replaces rational thought with leftist pap. Known in old school medicine as liberalism, Goreism is actually far more potent and aggressive than the garden-variety version of leftist insanity.
- Sunday, November 25, 2007

More Hazardous: Driving While Black, Or Policing While White?

U.S. Rep. Danny Davis (D-Ill.) was recently pulled over and ticketed for a traffic violation in Chicago by two white police officers who said he had swerved over a center line before making a left turn. Davis received a $75 ticket and a date in traffic court, although he denies doing anything wrong.
- Friday, November 23, 2007


Caution: Was Your Holiday Turkey Imported from China?

Made in ChinaIt is scandalous enough that George W. Bush has refused to secure America's borders and enforce U.S. immigration laws during time of war, said malfeasance leading to millions of illegal aliens stealing public services from American taxpayers and hastening the decline of the world's sole superpower into a third world abyss. Of equal outrage is the fact that this administration also refuses to protect the American people from tainted and dangerous products imported from China. This further abdication of constitutional responsibility should seal Bush's legacy as the "worst President" in U.S. history.
- Thursday, November 22, 2007




Mexican President Calderon Proves That Stupidity Is Transferable

When the term of former Mexican President Vicente Fox ended nearly one year ago, many pundits predicted a new age of enlightenment in third world Mexico. Felipe Calderon, Fox's eventual successor, was supposed to usher out the traditional stupidity that has captivated Mexico for decades.
- Friday, November 16, 2007

Hillary Reacts To Eliot Spitzer’s Reversal on Licenses for Illegal Aliens

--Satire-- Just as Hillary Clinton and her campaign staff were putting the final touches on her non-answers, half- answers, and outright lies for the Thursday debate in Las Vegas, the breaking news came roaring at them: Governor Eliot Spitzer had just 'pulled a Hillary' by flip flopping on the issue of licenses for illegal aliens.
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Is Praying for “A Rainy Night In Georgia” Dumb?

--Satire-- Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue is among those desperately searching for a solution to the drought conditions that continue to plague his state and most of the southeast. Now the governor is asking Georgians to join him in praying to the Almighty for a rainy night, or preferably scores of rainy nights, to end the crisis.
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007

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