David Lawrence

Vote for Romney

Stupid conservatives hate Romney. Well, there are some bright Democrats out there. Maybe we can wake them up from their Obama-gyrations and get them to vote for Romney to oppose the conservatives who want Santorum and the stuck-in-their-ways Democrats who won’t admit that Obama is failing. Romney deserves better voters than the pro-Santorum conservatives and the Obama ideologues.

Fake Charity

Charity is not charitable. It is the false goodness of doing good for strangers. You don’t know strangers, so you don’t have to be responsible for them after you buy them with your donation.

Obama, the Babe Ruth of Health Care

Obama is going for homeruns. He wants to change the entire health care system. Only a grandiose, paranoid person would try to do something so large that its ramifications couldn’t be predicted.

A Hole in None

Obama points his finger at the Republicans (in fact he points that darn finger at almost everyone) and says that Republicans have “one message and that is, we’re going to make sure that we cut people’s taxes even more — so that by every objective measure our deficit is worse and we will slash government investments that have made this country great.”

When I was Young I was a Liberal/Socialist/Communist

Let this be a warning that communism is the last refuge of the unambitious and those fearful of a free trade society. When I was a rich kid in Great Neck North High School, I had no idea what I wanted to do in life. I hung out, got high and got into fights.

Re-Volting

Obama announced that he wanted to buy a Volt when he left office. Why not? It’s a rich man’s car. The average owner makes almost $200,000 a year. It wouldn’t look bad pulling out of the White House.

Obama, outside my window

Obama blew a fortune on a party on 3/3/2011 across the street from my apartment in New York. His white house decorator, Michael Smith held a dinner for him at 38,500 a plate.

“Fair Share”

Obama wants everyone to get his fair share. In that case he should give back some of his unfair share. He lives in one of the grandest mansions in the world, surrounded by hundreds of servants, limousines, jets and delicious cooking. He is the most powerful man in the world, being the commander in chief of our armed forces.

No excuses

When Romney becomes President he should say -- I’m not going to blame Obama for the mess I inherited from him like he blamed Bush. It’s my job to fix his problems. If I don’t, then they become my problems. Then his mistakes are on my shoulders. I will have inherited and expanded them. If I don’t fix them I should be (per Obama) a one term president.

Alternative Energy Fans Should Ride Scooters

Green energy is a toy for children whose imaginations don’t let them deal with reality.

Obama is the Tooth Fairy

Obama could be Stalin. Obama could be Hitler. Fortunately, he doesn’t have the violent streak that goes along with the massive ego. Luckily, he doesn’t have the murderous followers to assassinate mankind. He is the leader of an army of ineffectual liberals. He is a snake without the venom.

We Are Not the Fascists

All the finger pointing liberal Democrats say that our right wing Republicans are fascists. Actually, our lefties are the fascists. They are more like Hitler, who centralized the government and made it all powerful under the guidance of his dictatorship.

Obama is in charge of cutting back our Services

President Obama agrees that we should cut Saturday Mail Deliveries to save the Postal Service money. How blithely he is willing to reduce our privileges in order to straighten out his failure to create a sound budget. Sacrifice is all mine; none of it is his. I’m sure he can still send a letter by private helicopter on a defunct Saturday.

Eric Holder Fights Against Voter ID Laws

Eric Holder thinks that voter identification laws will disenfranchise minorities. He says that Voter ID laws discriminate against poor blacks and Hispanics.

Obama Speaks at the Pentagon

Obama intends to reshape the military. That’s surprising when you consider that he has never been in the military and that he has the pacifist’s allergies to war and nuclear weapons. He pontificates, “Yes, our military will be leaner, but the world must know the United States is going to maintain our military superiority with armed forces that are agile, flexible and ready for the full range of contingencies and threats.”

Paul Krugman doesn’t know from unifying

About 9/11 Paul Krugman wrote in the New York Times that “The atrocity should have been a unifying event, but instead it became a wedge issue. Fake heroes like Bernie Kerik, Rudy Giuliani, and, yes, George W. Bush raced to cash in on the horror.”

Obama trimmed with red

When Obama started running for President there was a photo of him where he looked like Lenin. It was even trimmed with red. He morphed with a dictator while he spoke like a pacifistic lamb—baa, humbug.

Obama: A Wrecking Ball Swinging Against Civilization

Geoff Earle quotes Obama in his article “O’s not-so-stealth demand to Iran” in the New York Post on December 13, 2011—“Make no mistake, our strong presence in the Middle East endures, and the United States will never waver in defense of our allies, our partners, or our interests.”

Quinn Doesn’t Know Who She Is

Christine Quinn is the speaker of the New York city council. She acts like a silly, school girl protestor. She disagrees with Bloomberg’s reasonable view that single adults seeking shelter from the Department of Homeless Services must demonstrate that they’re actually homeless. She considers this “cruel” and “inhumane.”

The Self-hate of the Liberals

Rich liberals hate themselves because they are living a lie. They side against themselves and buddy up with their enemies under the delusion that they will be protected by their opposition for having gone over to them. If they followed their theories through to the end they would have to guillotine themselves like French aristocrats.