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David Lawrence

David Lawrence is a writer for Canada Free Press.

Most Recent Articles by David Lawrence:

Re-Volting

Obama announced that he wanted to buy a Volt when he left office. Why not? It’s a rich man’s car. The average owner makes almost $200,000 a year. It wouldn’t look bad pulling out of the White House.
- Monday, March 19, 2012

Obama, outside my window

Obama blew a fortune on a party on 3/3/2011 across the street from my apartment in New York. His white house decorator, Michael Smith held a dinner for him at 38,500 a plate.
- Wednesday, March 14, 2012

“Fair Share”

Obama wants everyone to get his fair share. In that case he should give back some of his unfair share. He lives in one of the grandest mansions in the world, surrounded by hundreds of servants, limousines, jets and delicious cooking. He is the most powerful man in the world, being the commander in chief of our armed forces.
- Friday, March 9, 2012

No excuses

When Romney becomes President he should say -- I’m not going to blame Obama for the mess I inherited from him like he blamed Bush. It’s my job to fix his problems. If I don’t, then they become my problems. Then his mistakes are on my shoulders. I will have inherited and expanded them. If I don’t fix them I should be (per Obama) a one term president.
- Monday, March 5, 2012


Obama is the Tooth Fairy

Obama could be Stalin. Obama could be Hitler. Fortunately, he doesn’t have the violent streak that goes along with the massive ego. Luckily, he doesn’t have the murderous followers to assassinate mankind. He is the leader of an army of ineffectual liberals. He is a snake without the venom.
- Monday, February 27, 2012

We Are Not the Fascists

All the finger pointing liberal Democrats say that our right wing Republicans are fascists. Actually, our lefties are the fascists. They are more like Hitler, who centralized the government and made it all powerful under the guidance of his dictatorship.
- Thursday, February 23, 2012

Obama is in charge of cutting back our Services

President Obama agrees that we should cut Saturday Mail Deliveries to save the Postal Service money. How blithely he is willing to reduce our privileges in order to straighten out his failure to create a sound budget. Sacrifice is all mine; none of it is his. I’m sure he can still send a letter by private helicopter on a defunct Saturday.
- Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Eric Holder Fights Against Voter ID Laws

Eric Holder thinks that voter identification laws will disenfranchise minorities. He says that Voter ID laws discriminate against poor blacks and Hispanics.
- Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Obama Speaks at the Pentagon

Obama intends to reshape the military. That’s surprising when you consider that he has never been in the military and that he has the pacifist’s allergies to war and nuclear weapons. He pontificates, “Yes, our military will be leaner, but the world must know the United States is going to maintain our military superiority with armed forces that are agile, flexible and ready for the full range of contingencies and threats.”
- Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Paul Krugman doesn’t know from unifying

About 9/11 Paul Krugman wrote in the New York Times that “The atrocity should have been a unifying event, but instead it became a wedge issue. Fake heroes like Bernie Kerik, Rudy Giuliani, and, yes, George W. Bush raced to cash in on the horror.”
- Monday, January 9, 2012

Obama trimmed with red

When Obama started running for President there was a photo of him where he looked like Lenin. It was even trimmed with red. He morphed with a dictator while he spoke like a pacifistic lamb—baa, humbug.
- Monday, December 26, 2011

Obama: A Wrecking Ball Swinging Against Civilization

Geoff Earle quotes Obama in his article “O’s not-so-stealth demand to Iran” in the New York Post on December 13, 2011—“Make no mistake, our strong presence in the Middle East endures, and the United States will never waver in defense of our allies, our partners, or our interests.”
- Friday, December 16, 2011

Quinn Doesn’t Know Who She Is

Christine Quinn is the speaker of the New York city council. She acts like a silly, school girl protestor. She disagrees with Bloomberg’s reasonable view that single adults seeking shelter from the Department of Homeless Services must demonstrate that they’re actually homeless. She considers this “cruel” and “inhumane.”
- Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Self-hate of the Liberals

Rich liberals hate themselves because they are living a lie. They side against themselves and buddy up with their enemies under the delusion that they will be protected by their opposition for having gone over to them. If they followed their theories through to the end they would have to guillotine themselves like French aristocrats.
- Friday, December 2, 2011

The Democrats Want to Withdraw

It seems that the Democrats have had it and want to withdraw from Iraq. I can’t really understand why they have had it while the men who are actually fighting there seem content to carry on. The Democrats have fears that the actual front line soldiers don’t share. They are so cowardly that they catch influenza of other people’s supposed fears. When they are not even in the battlefield, they sneeze into white handkerchiefs of surrender.
- Thursday, December 1, 2011

The Time of Unions has Come and Gone

Unions should be a thing of the past. They are no longer helpful. Back in the Triangle Fire days they were brought in for safety reasons. Now the government has all sorts of agencies to make the workplace safe. There would be no Triangle Fire today even if the unions were abolished.
- Sunday, November 27, 2011

Russia aims at Missile Defense sites in Europe

Everybody threatens Obama. Why not? He gargles the words and images of peace like Listerine. He doesn’t realize that he is not John Lennon singing some corny, adolescent song about “Give peace a chance.”
- Saturday, November 26, 2011

Ivy League Simple-Minded

When the Libyan revolution occurred Obama hailed free speech and Libyan self-determination. He didn’t seem to understand what was almost a given—that Libyan revolution would lead to Islamic supremacy and Sharia law. He decided to speechify and take immature credit for mildly supporting the revolution but didn’t even consider the potentially nefarious results of his naïve interference. Like all narcissists he looked into the water and saw a beautiful reflection rather than a superficial Chicago mobster. He is a handsome man with either an ugly or a stupid soul.
- Monday, November 21, 2011

Machiavelli and the OWS

It’s Machiavellian of the OWS to use their ends of taking over Wall Street and redistributing wealth in order to justify their bad behavior (defecation, rape, interference with other people’s lives). Their means are gross, hedonistic, solipsistic and spoiled. Their ends do not justify their means. There ends are not even specific except their spouting some mumbo jumbo about shoveling more money to the economically challenged.
- Friday, November 18, 2011

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