John Lillpop

Brett Favre: Too Old for Life, Too Young to Die

On October 10, Brett Lorenzo Favre will turn 39 years old.

Of Manny Ramirez, the Golden Gate Bridge, & 50 Years of the Dodgers-Giants Rivalry in California

- Satire - Die-hard fans of the Los Angeles Dodgers were delighted to learn that the club had acquired superstar Manny Ramirez in a three-way trade with the Boston Red Sox and Pittsburgh Pirates.

Barack Obama Recipe for Change Stew

-Satire- Team Obama recently released a recipe for Change that would, if allowed to stew, be the perfect dish to serve at same sex weddings, late-term abortion baby showers, assisted suicide going away parties and US military surrender ceremonies.

A Message to America’s Daughters: Know Your Math!

- Satire - According to bean counters at the Drudge Report, Speaker Nancy Pelosi's new book, "Know Your Power: A Message to America's Daughters" is blazing new frontiers by coming in #1,457 on the Amazon sales chart.*

Swift Kick to Fanny, Not Bail Out, Needed in Mortgage Crisis

President Bush solidified his liberal credentials on July 30 when he signed a billion dollar giveaway to irresponsible home buyers, greedy, bloodsucking lenders, and two private institutions, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, created by Congress to stabilize, rather than devastate, the home lending industry.

Let them eat soy!

 -- Satire -- South Los Angeles is notorious for poverty, crime, illegal aliens, and unhealthy food served at fast food flophouses.  

World Tour Confirms Truth: Barack Obama Unfit for Command!

Barack Obama's grand tour across the Middle East and Europe was supposed to shore up the candidate's non-existent foreign policy and equally vacuous commander-in-chief credentials.

Open Letter to Governor Schwarzenegger

June 26, 2008 Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger State Capitol Building Sacramento, CA 95814 Dear Governor: Representative Tom Tancredo (R-Littleton) has recently written you with suggestions for dealing with the huge budget problems that confront you and the people of California.

Europe All Agog Over Obama. So?

Europe's complete obsession with Barack Obama should come as no great surprise to anyone familiar with the candidate's leftist agenda and Europe's death wish for America.

W Uses Pully Bulpit to Promote Obamamania

-- Satire -- Egad! In their worse nightmares, John McCain and the Republican Party could not have imagined the doomsday scenario being played out at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Why the New York Times Rejected John McCain’s Op-Ed

-- Satire -- Just what is it with Op-Ed editor David Shipley at the New York Times?

San Francisco Shields Illegal Aliens, Americans Die

Illegal immigration is a "hot button" issue all across America as elected officials seek to reverse the encroachment of America by millions of foreigners who come here in willful violation of our borders and laws.

Dark Knight a Big Hit in Middle East

--Satire -- No, not the movie just released stateside and already a box office mega-success!

Just Who Is the “Total Failure,” Speaker Pelosi?

So, Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes that President Bush is a "total failure" does she?

Ordinary US Citizen Responds to World Court Re Execution of Mexicans

July 17, 2008 The World Court, The Hague, Netherlands Gentlemen of the Court:

The Audacity of the “N” Word

Public figures who engage in politically incorrect speech involving race are usually condemned as bigoted, anti-American racists, or worse.

Of Bank Runs, FDIC Insurance Limits, and Being Underfunded!

- Satire - Until quite recently, the advantages of being underfunded (poor) were under appreciated in these quarters. To me, poor has always meant less material goods, less influence, less party time, less everything.

Barack Obama Issues Fatwa Against American Citizens

If inflammatory, anti-American rhetoric is any indication, Barack Obama appears to have issued a Fatwa against English-speaking, law abiding American citizens and their institutions.

Barack Obama, an Embarrassment in Any Language

Once again, a black elitist from the Obama family has administered a public trashing of America and its people.

More Racially Insensitive: Lynching or “Cutting His Nuts Off”?

Back in January, during broadcast of a major tournament by the Golf Channel, host Kelly Tilghman and analyst Nick Faldo discussed the preeminence of Tiger Woods on the PGA Tour, and how Tiger's very presence overwhelmed younger players who aspire to fame and fortune as golf professionals.