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Robert Laurie

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Obama: We just need to upgrade ObamaCare, y'know, like an exploding cell phone

ObamaCare is, inarguably, a complete dumpster fire. You couldn't keep your plan, you couldn't keep your doctor, and your rates are skyrocketing. The system that was supposed to "save the average family" thousands is now crushing the average family under a mountain of new regulations and financial obligations. Virtually everyone admits it's a mess, and that includes more and more Democrats who are using the ACA's abject failure to push something even worse. Just look at this years rate increase map, as provided by USA Today: (See Below)
- Friday, October 21, 2016

Respect results? In 2002 Hillary Clinton argued Bush was 'selected' - not elected

This morning, Democrats are frothing at the mouth about Trump's refusal to pre-emptively accept the results of a possibly-close election that hasn't happened yet. This, they argue, makes him a dangerous insurrectionist, and unfit for the White House. Some, like New York Magazine's Jonathan Chait, have gone so far as to say Trump is actively working against American Democracy.
- Thursday, October 20, 2016

Respect Results? Hillary nods along as crowd chants 'You Won' to Al Gore

To this day, Al Gore remains one of the history's least interesting political figures. Best known for pimping climate paranoia and inducing boredom at every turn, Gore wields tedium like Leonidas wields a spear. You may think you can stand up to it, but it almost always wins in the end. ...And yet, he's out there campaigning for Hillary - probably the only candidate who's phony, focus-tested, speeches are even less inspiring.
- Thursday, October 20, 2016


Hillary Clinton campaign bus LITERALLY crapping all over America

Hillary Clinton is used to crapping on voters, Christians, conservatives, the rule of law, and the Constitution. It's been a hallmark of her long, corrupt, career. Up until now, though, we haven't seen her literally crapping on America. Unfortunately, that has changed.
- Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Howard Dean appears on MSNBC, has literally NO idea what he's talking about

Usually, when we say "Howard Dean doesn't know what he's talking about," we mean "he's wrong." That happens almost every time he opens his mouth, so it's not really worth sharing. Sometimes, though, when we say "Howard Dean doesn't know what he's talking about," we say it because he literally has no freaking idea what he's talking about.
- Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Undercover video busts Dem operatives plotting to incite violence at Trump rallies

Hillary keeps telling us she's innocent victim of a vast right wing conspiracy spearheaded by a monstrous demagogue. Her campaign claims that they're running a clean fight, but it's tough because the opposition is so violent. Trump's rallies, they argue, are Nazi-like affairs where a would-be dictator whips his base into a militant rage.
- Monday, October 17, 2016

Utah: Trump, Clinton locked in statistical dead heat. ...With Evan McMullin? Bernie still alive in VT?

For nuts and bolts electoral college wonks, there's a long-simmering theory that's slowly been gaining a bit more credibility. The idea is that conservative independent candidate, Republican Evan McMullin, could take Utah. This, ever-so-slightly, opens the door to the possibility that no candidate would achieve the required 270 electoral votes to win, and the whole thing would be decided by the incoming House of Representatives.
- Monday, October 17, 2016

Center for Public Integrity: 96% of journalists' political donations go to Clinton

Yesterday, I had to laugh when I saw the following Tweet from Chris Cillizza. He writes "The Fix" over at the Washington Post. I wasn't alone. Immediately he was inundated with evidence of the media's left-wing leanings and, in particular, its coziness with the Clinton machine. At this point, it isn't really something anyone should have to explain. Their blatant bias has been visible for decades.
- Monday, October 17, 2016

Hillary's memory problem: says 'I don't recall' when answering 21 of 25 questions about email server

I don't know about you but, if I was a United States Secretary of State who was running a clandestine email server in an effort to skirt regulations and hide my communications, I'd remember whether or not I told my aides to destroy those emails when it looked like I was in hot water. I mean, that's just me. It's just the sort of thing I'm likely to recall. You might be different. Hillary certainly is. She can't seem to remember anything. It's almost like she has some sort of amnesia regarding what is now obviously an extensive cover-up of her yoga classes and wedding plans.
- Friday, October 14, 2016


Polls: Trump ahead in Rasmussen, cuts Clinton's lead in New Hampshire, is back up in Ohio - BUT...

After a solid debate performance, Trump has had an inarguably terrible week. As a result, pickings have been slim for Trump supporters looking for some positive data. There are a couple of bright spots out there, but be warned. Each of these polls have problems that indicate all may not be as it seems... First up, we had news from Rasmussen that Trump was once again back on top.
- Friday, October 14, 2016




Luntz on the debate: Tonight was so significant that Trump is back in the race

I'll have more on "the tape" later today. Until then, suffice it to say that - like pollster Frank Luntz - I spent the weekend assuming it was all over for Donald Trump. After all, he's a candidate who was just barely holding on to his place in the polls as it was. His remarks, however much his supporters might not care about them, delivered a severe blow precisely to his weakest spot.
- Monday, October 10, 2016

The moment of the night: 'You'd be in jail.'

Unless you're hopelessly biased - or insane - you know Donald Trump cleaned Hillary's clock last night. I know, there are a few polls (like a ludicrous CNN offering) that show Hillary as the victor, but any reasonable person who actually sat through the debate saw how it went down. Trump showed up, kept things together, and delivered all the right punches.
- Monday, October 10, 2016

Amazon pulls 'offensive' sexy burka costume. Sexy Nun, Sister, Habit, and Priest still available

Currently, the Burka stands as the planet's greatest symbol of oppression. The oh-so-feminist left will attack you as a racist if you admit that, and Apologists will try to pretend it's an instrument of "respect," but it's true. There's simply no sane way to argue otherwise. It's a reprehensible garment that speaks of subjugation, patriarchy, ownership, and invisible suffering.
- Friday, October 7, 2016

Hillary can't even do a Steve Harvey segment without having the questions in advance

Imagine you're Hillary Clinton. Your entire life is spent hiding the basic truths of your existence. You lie about your resume, your husband, your career, your money, your foundation, your scandals, and your agenda. Nothing - absolutely nothing - you present to the American people is genuine, aside from your contempt for those who dare defy you.
- Thursday, October 6, 2016

Barbara Boxer & Chelsea Clinton join Bill Clinton in slamming ObamaCare

On Tuesday, I talked about the real reason Bill Clinton and The New York Times had suddenly decided to attack ObamaCare as an expensive, confusing, unworkable mess. Far from being an off-the-cuff comment, I argued, Bill was doing exactly what he'd been ordered to do. The left is salivating over the federal power that would come with a single payer system, Hillary's wanted one for decades, and they need to boost support in key liberal demos. This is their pivot moment.
- Thursday, October 6, 2016

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