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The only difference between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush is that one’s a demon Democrat and he other a RINO, Republican in Name Only, neither needed by Americans after Obama’s massive plunder

The 2016 primaries ‘A-hole alert’



Donald Trump, who excels at turning the tables on the mainstream media, should do the same to the name-calling Jeb Bush and by association the haughty GOP masterminds running his wonky campaign. Bush, who never saw a minority to which he could not pander, has called Trump, “a “buffoon”, “a clown” and an a#*hole”.
How sporting and gentleman-like NOT! Trump should counter by getting his fans and supporters to issue what many use as a warning when the enemy comes into sight: It’s called the “A-hole alert”. What’s the “A-hole alert”? Big Hint: Folk who get wind that Obama is headed to their hometown have been using the alert for, lo more than the long last seven years. The A-hole alert is something that comes in handy when you spot the guy that leaves your eyes glazing over at the cocktail party or summer backyard barbecue. It’s not buffoonish but politically acute and strategic to put the ‘A-hole alert’ into effect when GOP’s boy Jeb shows he’s not willing to play by gentleman rules.

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Bush didn’t take Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus’ advice to candidates among the overcrowded presidential hopefuls to “not engage” Trump or trade “insult for insult” with the take-no-prisoners biz whizz who has GOP poohbahs like Fox News’ Karl Rove eating their proverbial hearts out. No matter what Priebus proclaims, Trump doesn’t play nice with other Republicans because, like many other folk, he’s fed up with their having thrown their lot in with the Obama Democrats and hiding comfortably behind the white flag of surrender. It goes against the grain and sticks in the GOP gullet that Bush is not the frontrunner but non-politician Donald Trump is even with the all the mainstream media is doing to try to do him in. What’s good for the goose being good for the gander doesn’t seem to be an axiom in the playbook of Jeb Bush. The Establishment’s undies are in a twist that Trump gives as good as he gets. Patriots, including Tea Party conservatives, are enjoying the panic that comes from having their $100-million-plus funded candidate playing second fiddle to the lay-it-on-the-line real estate developer. Good with the comebacks, Trump kept hold of his sharp-as-a-blade tongue when it was revealed that a pandering Bush is selling a “Guaca Bowle”--pronounced guaca-bowl-e, a bowl to make guacamole in for a mere $75, or enough money to buy guacamole ingredients for a year if you use a regular bowl like most plebs,” which Eater.com calls the “worse political swag of all time in the history of everything ever”. “Perhaps what is most striking about the Guaca Bowle is Bush's brazenness in renaming a molcajete — a tool that has been used by cooks for thousands of years — with such a lame pun, and then charging an exorbitant amount for it even though it comes without the traditional pestle. Best of all, it doesn't even look like it’s branded, which means people will not be able to see just how obnoxious you are, thus defeating the purpose of buying a $75 single-purpose bowl anyway.” (Eater.com) Perhaps Trump should keep Jeb’s “guaca-bowl-e” as his ace in the hole until Bush starts hurtling insults about his “bad hair hidden under worse hats” like Politico just did. Meanwhile, some of us can’t wait until The Donald points out what is obvious to so many observers of the primaries. Bush, whose daddy, George, was prez, and whose big bro George W. was prez, presumes that the Bush family owns the White House. That makes Jeb Bush exactly like the Dem presumptive Hillary Clinton, whose hubby was prez, even though she led the henpecked Slick Willy around by the nose, who presumes the Clintons deserve ownership of the White House. The only difference between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush is that one’s a demon Democrat and he other a RINO, Republican in Name Only, neither needed by Americans after Obama’s massive plunder. And that makes The Donald sounding the A-Hole Alert an absolute necessity.


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Judi McLeod -- Bio and Archives -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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